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TMIT: SUPERCEREAL
go read Taking Things Seriously. now you understand. now i understand. now we understand:"step into any living room, office, studio, or den of any engaged, imaginative, passionate person, and you'll...
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THE GREATEST CAMPFIRE STORY EVER TOLD: FOR
Saveola is knee-deep in mud and beaming her true teeth. Brother Wax can't help but to look but he hasn't looked at her yet.Saveola: it's good. you seem calmer now.Wax: how can you tell?Saveola: you're...
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WHACK FRIDAY
"it must be the tryptophan" i implored my guardian. he was my guardian so he'd know the answers. "no," he replied, "this is indie theatre". "with an "re"?," i asked innocently. "yes, that's what it's...
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TMIT: SILVER BELLS, SILVER BALLS...
1. a person of sexy whose sexy you admire says to you "let's do something wild together." what do you choose to do? world peace.2. Whip Your Vagina Into Shape. sounds hot, huh? but it wasn't what...
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SAVANT WANT
the future is one of those things. when you witness a vision of the future onscreen in the present, you gawk and awe and imagine yourself there, imagine you are anywhere else, because where you are is...
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BOYS AND THEIR TOYS
yes, you are the focus of an intervention. but remember, the ones doing the intervening are just as scared as you are right now.CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE AT THIS LINK. HAPPY WEEKEND..
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TMIT: I TRAVEL WITH MY HEAD
see this Walt Disney World pic right above here? i got it from Fox News. as you can see, Goofy's thinkin' bout it...1. your favorite travel companion is:...
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SAVANT WANT: GREAT WHITE HOPE
Xat is standing beside a candy dispenser. though it's not required, the glass is still on it so everyone can see the inner machinations like in olden times. very retro, very very retro. Xat even knocks...
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I SERIOUSLY, NOT SRSLY, NEED A VACATION
...but it's still a year away. a whole year. do you know how many things can happen in a year? what if the buzz has worn off by then? that won't happen. all you internet bloggers, do me a solid: if you...
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TMIT: BURL IVES=BUR LIVES. SEE? ILLUMINATI.
1. catharsis: what behavior/activity do you do to achieve catharsis? enema2. self-affirmation was made popular by that golden SNL character Stuart Smalley (Senator Al Franken): "i'm good enough, i'm...
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SAVANT WANT: DESIGN FLAW
Xat: can you see me?Ind: i see you, boss.Xat: i will be in charge today. the screens are unusually crisp.Ind: the screens make our senses dull. what that my mind was crisp again.Xat: before we start,...
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DON'T DO (THE WRONG AMOUNT OF) DRUGS
CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE AT THIS LINK.please, don't let this happen to you. read labels carefully, you don't want your hacking cough to turn into you hacking yourself. life hacks, like cleaning tips and...
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TMIT: I'M ON MY THIRD MUG OF EGG NOG IN CELEBRATION
YES!!! WE DID IT, MY BABIES!!! KORRASAMI IS CANON!!! Love wins out in the end. it's not open for interpretation, blame Nickelodeon for everything, i blame Nick for hitting my car last night at the...
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SAVANT WANT: PAST IS NO BLOG
even 1000 years later, vending machines are subject to the nuances of human touch.Xat (banging on the glass): come on, don't eat up my mack again, it's not like i have more! so close, the ring was so...
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BODILY FLUIDITIES
learned:* playoffs? playoffs?! playoff, playa, play on to play off. gotta play on to make the playoffs so you can play in the playoffs to play on. gotta play off in life, dust yourself off and play...
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TMIT: WHERE ARE THE FLYING SKATEBOARDS? I WAS PROMISED FLYING SKATEBOARDS
1. 2014 is dunzo. excited for 2015?CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE AT THIS LINK2. 1 is completely disappointed and 10 is terribly excited. how was 2014 for you? how was your 2014 sex life? i don't make a...
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SAVANT WANT: THIS DOES
Xat enters the lab ferociously.Ferm: ferocious phone call?Xat (bloodshot eyes): what's going on here?Ferm: what? it's nothing unusual.Ferm and Tob are finishing up the loose corners of their bag of...
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I FEAR BIG ENDS WHERE I CANNOT LIE
learned:* remember? at the retreat? we all have a choice: fear or love. fear chooses me. probably shouldn't have had the seminar at a beach. those were the best Swedish meatballs ever.* oh, i get it,...
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TMIT: BACK
1. what book/magazine have you read recently that turned you on? a white card in the middle of my Mad Magazine advertising a lower-back specialist. my lower back hurts a lot. it's sore forever.2. what...
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SAVANT WANT: MOVE MOUNTAINS
Ferm: so?Xat: it's shattered in three places, but definitely more. my leg is out of commission for the time reamaining. no more commissions for me. can you believe we still use these cast things?Ferm:...
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