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TMIT: OREL
1. do you go out of your way to be nice? yes. even in these dark times. why just last night i was a bellhop at a, well, well-known hotel. i left my post at the counter when i heard a stray cat mew from...
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DRAW THE WORLD: SAID THE SPIDER TO THE BRUNDLEFLY
Mueller, still on top of the Cream House roof, hasn't slept a wink and is trying not to add to the color. he wearily raises his hand but it's too heavy even for a pen. he lies back down on the cold...
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NEVER TRUST A COWBOY
notes:* this house has people in it* not the title of a porn (at least not that kind of porn) (unless you mean weird porn)* Alan Resniock has the coolest last name. and he has that gentleman's bears....
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TMIT: I'VE NEVER MADE A DECISION IN MY LIFE...
1. name 3 things which most excite your imagination when you imagine doing them. (i know TMI Tuesday Blog is Number One, so name three other things)1: TMI Tuesday Blog2: the psychedelic ending sequence...
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DRAW THE WORLD: TRACE ME
Robert Mueller III is shaking his head. and when he shakes his head, the whole world shakes to a side and feels cold. MEANWHILE Jodie Whittaker is relaxing in the hot tub on top of the Cream House...
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ICH BIN EIN MILLINER
notes:* this is when the season suddenly turns and i wake up each morning at 5:30 bitter breathy dust with chills up my spills. with my foursquare blanket crumpled up in my mouth and my hands...
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TMIT: HIDE YOURSELF THIS THANKSGIVING
riddles make the world go round. and love. and the triumph of the human spirit. to stay locked up inside makeup.1. who in your life do you wish you'd met sooner? Juli and Cheeky and O Captain My...
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DRAW THE WORLD: APOLOGIZING FOR THE SOCKDOLOGIZING
Mueller's pace is afoot but cautious, he keeps to the roof and hangs with his long fingers on the cornice like a monkey. Melania sticks her head out the Cream House window by turning it 180...
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HE'S A GOOD LISTENER
notes:* i'm doing this instead of experiencing Macy's Black Friday at a Macy's. Black Friday was rained out today...i live in California.* the Macy's's in the commercials are always nicer than the...
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TMIT: REMEMBER ONE-PANEL COMICS IN THE SUNDAY NEWSPAPER?
it was always so special cos you never knew what you were gonna get: sometimes the Garfield would be color, sometimes black-and-white. and Drabble, never forget the brilliance of Drabble. Drabble got...
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DRAW THE WORLD: SHOOTING SUPERMAN
Stan Lee: *spiritedly* please, son, no more swear words, my grandfatherly ears haven't the wax nor hair enough to take it on the tender skin.Keya's eyelids are holding too much salty water and about to...
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TABLE TENNIS THROUGH THE TIMES
notes:* i know i know, tech and cars* Chris Hardwick: i'm trying not to blame my name for my troubles. but it's hard. see? sorry.Dick's: don't blame us. we offer sports equipment mostly for boys. what...
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TMIT: JON ARBUCKLE HAD A FALLING OUT WITH GARFIELD...
1. lingerie---do you like to give it as a gift or receive it? it was a gift, Judge Judy, not a loan. i was a young hotshot reporter fresh outta law school. my first assignment was on the...
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DRAW THE WORLD: BAGEL BAKERY BROADLY
the crones have spruced up quite nicely for their date. Gladyce has even put on a spruce tree as her dress. Doryce has gone the more traditional route wearing rainbow-striped anklesocks which stretch...
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THE WIFE OF BATH IS INTO SHOWERS...
notes:* this is probably not the best thing to watch around Christmastime...* Hunky Boys Ding Ding, that's what i thought the title was...see i was okay believing they were hunks just thought they were...
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TMIT: THE ROLLING STONES ARE THE...
i've appreciated the Stones more now that i'm an old man. always thought they were just Beatles wannabes.The Beatles=Nirvanathe Rolling Stones=Pearl Jamthe Who=SoundgardenNirvana the British '60s...
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DRAW THE WORLD: GOOD TIMES AT BRUCE WAYNE'S
Dirg: ready?Stan Lee: i was deathed ready. i will die ready.Dirg: delay be not proud. just follow my lead. my instructions are can't-miss.he leads the old codger up from his forelimbs and onto the...
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CLEARING
notes:* upfronts: Lorelei Ramirez...is brilliant...wish her nothing but the best...will be my next follow as soon as my Instagram 7500 lowers...* i was pronouncing it Pervert Everything with the...
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DRAW THE WORLD: NO SNOWFLAKE EVER FALLS IN THE WRONG PLACE
Stan Lee is weak but his words are strong. his dying eyes bemoaning their thick-rimmed glasses slide back and forth and elide that he is just about to take in a huge windfall inheritance, a wealth of...
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PONY UP, ONLY $19.95!
notes:* okay the only thing Christamsy about this is that the babe's eyes when they go red and white look like peppermint mints* Horseface: The Musical* Bobby fLay was rtoo-boring a subject to psot,...
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