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MARE ORIENTALE: OLYMPIC BREAD
 me: well shit we're on the moon.Jen R: relax, this is where you've always wanted to be.me: i mean maybe? what is there to do here?Jen: see those two spiders forming a family over there on that...
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MARE ORIENTALE: YOUR ONE CHANCE TO MAKE EARTH 2.0
we return to the moon.Jen R: it's such unspoilt land here, it'd be a shame if it was built. just let it be a wilderness.Ivor Robson approaches us in a green jacket and mic. he's looking glum.me: Ivor,...
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THE FUTURE IS SCARY: NICKNAMES AND LANGOS
 Gruffi Gummi: why am i so angry all the time? maybe it has something to do with the Gummiberry Juice, why aren't there pot gummies in it?Chris McLean from Total Drama: what's the tiny burlap sack...
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JFK: OLIVER STONE'S ART OF GAUZINESS
 Eye Luggage: JFK and go.Kevin Costner: the TRUTH is.........you thought i played JFK in this movie...Oliver Stone: so i have this thing i do in all my movies, call it my cinematic style, where i train...
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THE FUTURE IS SCARY: REMAINING MAGIC
 i reach my hand as fast as i can to try to grab some tree.me: any tree. any tree please. i need to feel the forest.Sunny D wags his tail in the magic forest.Sunny D: no weed on this trip....
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THE FUTURE IS SCARY: FAMILY IS NEEDED
 Sunny D wags his tail in the magic forest. the undergrowth sways like a Kurosawa wave.Sunny D: time for me to be moseying along back to my family.me: rub it in why don't you.Sunny D: if it's any...
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FAMILY IS HARD: REPECHAGE
 me: i need to get married this month or i'll be forced to go to the monastery.Jen R: sounds like something out of The Sound of Music.me: especially since i'm not dating anyone.Jen: you need to go to...
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AKIRA KUROSAWA'S DREAMS: A LUCID DREAM IN BRIGHT FADED COLOR
 Zac Efron at the Olympic Village.Zac Efron: remember, no sex. my swim meet's in five, please let me through, watch out for those slippery floors. no i don't watch that Funny or Die Zac Efron's Pool...
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FAMILY IS HARD: REMISE
 Dorothy: first rule of Family Club: you have no family. because you shouldn't advertise having a family, you should just KNOW INTERNALLY that you have a family, you know who your real family are, you...
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FAMILY IS HARD: UNDERSTORY
me: well i'm back in the magic forest. and i'm feeling better this time.Rose: because you're with me, silly goose.me: are you sure your St. Olaf relatives are here?Rose: they got colds, that's how i'll...
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YOUR SECOND FAMILY: CATENARY
 Jen R: you gotta practice with different people around the world to see how you fit in, how you would blend into their family. because you need to transition out of your family into a new one.me: for...
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TEEN WOLF: 71-12
 Eye Luggage: Teen Wolf and go.so the three of us, Michael J. Fox, Jen R, and i, are walking down that WIDE street sidewalk in the movie.Jen R: nice neighborhood. a wide AVENUE flanked on either side...
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YOUR SECOND FAMILY: CLOWDER
 everyone is everywhere throughout the Mexican restaurant. at all the tables. Cardo, Ricardo for long, ushers us all in.me: you look familiar, have i seen you here before? you had salty hair. are you a...
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YOUR SECOND FAMILY: BUTTER BELL
 Jules: i went to the grocery store and bought Bomb Pop popsicles PURELY on the dream i had last night where i was eating a Bomb Pop.Lindy: those things are huge disappointments. they are HUGE on the...
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ALAN WATTS'S TRIP SITTER: MAGIC LANTERN
 i am at the coins-to-cash money-mesh machine at Safeway emptying my wares when i sense a heavy breathing coming from a van Dyke beard. Alan Watts is centimeters away from my face smiling at me.me: oh...
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EXIT THROUGH THE GIFT SHOP: BUT WHO'S BANKSY'S WIFE?
 Takahashi: street art is near and dear to my heart so if you don't mind, Eye.Eye Luggage: not at all.Takahashi: Exit Through the Gift Shop and go.Banksy: because that's the Disneyland thing to do, you...
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ALAN WATTS'S TRIP SITTER: THE BACK RUBS
  me: can i smoke your pipe?Alan Watts: my pipe is chocolate.the mushroom room is decked out on all walls with African heirlooms, relics, and jeweled wristbands. it looks like the set of Bell, Book and...
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ALAN WATTS'S TRIP SITTER: TWEEZERS
 i knock on the gargoyle door to Alan Watts's private library in the mushroom room. Alan greets me with his big wide grin and the Wakanda Symbol he makes with his arms while not dropping his Buddha...
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SMASHING PUMPKINS AT CARNEGIE MELLON: ROBOT DRUMMER
 Billy Corgan: i'm making my days shorter. less busy. with less to do. so i'll be able to live my days again. i'm cutting work in two. i'm looking for shortcuts at work. even more shortcuts. i've...
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SMASHING PUMPKINS AT CARNEGIE MELLON: JIMMY AT THE END OF THE DAY
 Billy Corgan: anybody know a drummer? D'arcy, have you fucked a drummer?D'arcy Wretzky: i'll pretend i didn't hear that.........but i did...James Iha: i know a guy.Ralph Bakshi: i'm just over here...
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