1. who in your family is most likely to be attacked by a bear? my yogi named Yogi. by Cocaine Bear!!! Cocaine Bear, that's gonna be one wild movie.
2. when using a urinal, where do you look? i can't look at my penis.
3. when was the last time you actually spoke with a telemarketer? i tell my telemarketer all my problems. that i can't connect with anyone...
4. which vegetable would make a decent weapon? beetroot are like poison darts.
5. do you clap at the end of an airplane flight? of course yes you gotta, right? you should always applaud whenever you survive, whenever you get to live life longer. i must confess i draw inspiration from that Progressive commercial with the good doctor who tells his mental patients gathered at the movie theater that you don't need to clap at a movie because no one who made the movie is there...
BONUS: New Year's Resolutions, did you make any?
is it possible to live life without a computer?.........