Codrus: okay let's get this boat thing over with. i'll collect planks of wood from the monastery, i'll cut them down with the natural not steel claw of my pinkie finger, and you'll build the hull.
Ben Gunn: my but you twig fast, my lord, but you are overconfident.
Cotard: i shall help you get wood, brother.
Codrus: that's disgusting.
the two monks fly to the monastery and back in one moment. Cotard builds the ship hull.
Minster: it's not floatable!!! will it float? hell no!!!
Codrus: what's going on? SPEAK, blind hermit with the stanky diaper.
Ben Gunn: you see, sea brethren, that wood was from a monastery that burned down in a fire in an act of anti-Catholic arson. there be bad juju in that wood. see The Pirates of Dark Water for model...
Minster: hey are there any minga melons onboard this yacht?
Tula: are you referring to my tits?
Tula: can you believe i'm 17 years old? yet they draw me like a 35-year-old woman. aren't you curious about my backstory?
Niddler: i'm curious about eating. apparently i don't need medical attention as long as my monkeybird wings can fly.
Tula: i was a tavern wench who was BORED AS FUCK. land SUCKS, water is where it's at. maple-syrup water. those Red Lobster waitress dresses were humiliating, exposed, short, and tight.
Niddler: hey you still got the Bloomin' Onion that's a minga melon?
Tula: seasonal. all out lobsters arrive dead in the boiling water by that Dune sea serpent. with Takol as a chaser. get it? tackler? as in it will tackle your cough.
Ben Gunn: when you look up Takol the cough syrup on the internet, there are no pictures of it, that's not a good sign...
Niddler: can you believe i was ever mean? turns out i was just hungry...
the monk yacht crosses the Antarctic Sea whilst taking on water and sinking.
Nima Sarikhani: yeah my photo of the polar bear, that's the polar bear from Lost. humans have gotten so complacent about global warming they need to vegetate in the dream world of a TV show to hibernate to avoid reality.
Spags's wife: my husband Spags will CRUSH the Niners offense with his wacky defense. it's preordained. by The Pope herself!!! we got married at The Vatican...
The Pope: The Vatican is like Catholic Disneyland.
Zelda Williams: of course my directorial debut is a horror movie. Lisa Frankenstein. my life has been a horror show ever since i lost my dad...
Superman: pull the Glad wrap UP AND AWAY like me when i fly...
Night Court.
Abby: my favorite euphemism for fucking: spending the night...
Olivia: but i look GOOD with '80s shoulderpads!!! i'm skinny enough as it is, i need to get FULLER!!!
Codrus: do we need to kill these vampires?
Cotard: we don't kill, brother.
Codrus: good cuz i'm rather fond of these vampires. they're fun. they're cool. they're hilarious.
Minster: and people call ME monster. Dracula owes me five bucks and my fob back for that cotton candy...
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Jen R: hey did you noti anything hen we were skiing down that mammoth kotnain?
me: no.
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moose; don't worry's IP;m the nose for Nortehr exposure, IPM a harmless intellectual.
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Labota; below the bungalow.
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teehjo: I prefer KY washcloth DAMP.
Fryer Biwl: IPM scared from Dunday...
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Jen R: weaker radar help a broke heart.
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Brooke Trantor l your at me. read a book, get it< Boo Brooke.
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Kevin Stern an Kewl at a tennis charity.
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dem Rice: okay so this is TELLING HER bot REAKISRTICm kids...
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Demon tie; list en Gaby form CMen...
Same TiceL those was a .70s look!!! that explains so much.
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Del Tciel IL available to me at SBYINE;s wedding now...
Dad attn iso: the best city, home to Carmen Da Diego ACM agents and where this week wow with a vampire took place.
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Are robot; gotta soy your ent, this is the Manosn house.
Brad: that's s good one, "I would have given anyone the invitation, but my haile for life was a price vampire", Dec riving my death and thorning.
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radl ain't is that stone state of an eggs supposed to gone em the Stanks Eye like that?
Gicot Ho: yes.
TomL you're strong, we all do it.
SmmeL here;s the thing, vampires aren't supposed to die you can't kill vampire.s and yet Baptist are dang all one the place in this film. it was skst tood persons g to have the babies love GOREVER...
Brad: life sucks for me, I mean as my chacetr with the death o w for and child in the foam on KSU Sonia an plant Antin.
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TD; this is a sully raging ball attew e;re engaged in, I should have lost Jones the Mgroiens...
old gasoline with oodles: now I am a madame. IPM too old for you.........bot keep biting my encl. yi g Mann I hvem;t bene those excited since it schoolgirl. I forgot what Frisian was...
TomL this is the fat gilf porn.
vampire Nada: I; still human. I REFUE to drink human blood!!! rat blood tastes like Kool-Sid.
Brad; is Ne Orleans Tetris now that it's th United yes?
Trent rebooted; Ne Orlwasn was don't cool when I wipe there...
Yom: you gotta admit l this is an ONE LID idea I had. your;e lonely so if get you an RTRENS SUGHTER, you;LL have a fSNILY, malt is evening, even for vampires.
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Roy mansonL ...
Korte l I'm ever gonna be a full deported woman!!!
YomL a real woman ahs SSDSETS, did you see how I shield here. that was a goofy Tim HDPE let silk.
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Tom: Dvwnao thing raised me as his child. d you he a aji neoprene salon cream?
Toonami Banderas; do you think I;ma good actor?
Brad; yeah bot there;s np doty on stage s at are you going to do?
Antonia: I save all cats. people who watch ku show change their religon after...
the three ones: eat production values so we;r Mormons now...
Fyeo when reaL *crying* I like men........Kay I oriel en, tats WY ima email, I was shunned toasted for eking men...
Valdivia; is this the balc of a heart out a hebmv for a giant bee? looks ore cheese.
NtsdL who is the God of us vampires/
Nina: he;s go a Greta sense of humor.
ND;l why is the oriole of being a variety?
Sonia: to have some guy, no?
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Fyeo when real Firm mansion make sex hot again.
Madeleine holding Vaudos hand in the swerve: look upl childm Lok though the rate at the sun. the sun heals.........let;s ks resend we; having a each day...
tad with Toch in hand: I;m bot IG tis Alice few. THESTE ID DED!!! that;s what all t rocs say...
Bradl hey man, WY ate y in a bad .0-s RP video? with the cookie Jen lips peter spotlight?
YomL WY do y have to drink blood> whi males this series. why CNA;t we lost drink For her sweets?
Vjrostoa faiterL make me a vampire.
Rd are you stupid> are you'd ense> what's wrong with you?
Christian gaterl I wanna be cooler than I alrdy am. y name is Christian and I'm a devil.
Tier ohenxil cheeky tile devil.
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YpmL at eats I'm going you anchovies.
Vjrostoan pressingplay on his tape ercoreder whi hort you?
YomL vid flute Ealce. this man Eger gave me a choice.........I had to sit through him reading to me all of Indonote jest o the chamber room...
MepthL I get the ECSL note of vampire rearong into your flesh. but that's the thing,m it's that LADT GREST UVK before you die...
Forge heals up with Tim reuse;LS CLAW he sues to Peirce hos women? CNA etc one f toe?
Letysl for Inoector get only p ight ark Cakw with.
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0tahL g;night folks.
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