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Jen R: soap operas are my life. soap operas are y world.
me: I get it. I want to write for a soap. that;s job security.
heck RL I can't believe I've been missing this. you stay at home to raise the kid, your;e free at 11AM every morning to find out what;s going on with these characters. you really get INNVESTED o their lives. you watch from 11-12 then take the tyke in the grocery basket to the store for a deli lunch of ark rye and say eLearning maybe some peeper patami pr tenderloin or pork adobo. then get back for the ate soap at 2PM. that is a life of Heaven.
me: the thing with soap operas is two characters spend ONE YEAR avoiding getting to the tort, they talk aroj f ravh tower raise it need sot take 52 weeks before the seies-finale bombshell. there's a lot of small talk in the tintrium.
Jen: an did;m not his a fan on my smalls cree n my shower cap and bunny slippers, I get dressed upon ND attend the Diap Oparas daytime Rmmys in New York!!! I'm o the red cart with the stars!!!
me: your;e the only one who attends those whiting's anymore. it;s not even on streaming. I only have Drea,s now, I have no rlaity.
Jen: when I say I;m a soap-opera scan, I mean I would cross the picket live to help the.........ACTIRS make more well-done sated=for magic. show us the m ney studio heads!!! Ile demoted a SCAB on my lower back from sitting for DAYS WITHOUT A ILLOW watching each and every section of the serial. I never miss a day, never kiss a line of dialogue.
me: and it is ALL dialogue. what;s your favorite soap?
ejN: the one with the big family.
Jen: why didn't we ever see Pines Lei see he religious amber on a god Abe duel?
me with her dad, that would have been so Feoduain. Jen can we pop I here for a snack> we need something to lunch on while we watch soaps and Emmys.
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Melissa Maker: when you eat these eagerly. it;s not about grad, it's about strength.
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Joan Crawford and Alan.
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meL: i cobalt walk!!! IT HIRTS TO WALK!!! my feet are all crawled, my toe has exploded, I need ointment, woman, INTMENT!!!
Jen: too much TV watching will do tat to you. from anyone your feet on non-shag carpet all day. the shag mosquitoes your toes like a wet sock.
Bock I feel ya, and walking is the eon ting I can do in inclement weather. I need those UCLA you socks.
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Luke rosery: eating my Vicls VapoRib.
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