TOPTENNIS
 Jen R and i are at Toptennis.Jen R: it's like a Topgolf but it's tennis.Tiger Woods: what exactly is Topgolf?Jen: it's like combining miniature golf with batting cages, a Sherman Oaks Galleria...
View ArticleONCE: VACUUM-CLEANER OF LOVE
 Jen R and i are in Dublin, Ireland at a pub.Data from Star Trek: TNG: I am persona non grata here for some reason. I;m klst here for the gratin CHEESE, folks!!!Jen: how did it feel to play that Vob...
View ArticleBERKELEY CITY COLLEGE: GENTLEMAN'S B
 Jen P and i are summoned to the teacher's office. on stage. my instructor William Shakespeare wants to discuss how i'm doing.William Shakespeare: i mean you're never here. you're never at class....
View ArticleTHE MAGIC HORSE
 Jen R: IT'S TONY SEASON!!!me: the Sopranos are doing a cooking show?Jen: IT'S BROADWAY SEASON!!! all the GOOD Broadway plays are being put up now, let's check one out.me: first we gotta get to...
View ArticleSCANNERS: A SCANNER LIGHTLY
Jen R and i are in Seattle. of course our next stop after out last adventure.Lory bail the Gteway to Canada. if I ha eaten more Eashngton apples I;d be alive eto day.Jen R: do not worry, we are at a...
View ArticleBERKELEY CITY COLLEGE: A SPOONFUL OF SPORES
 the three of us are at People's Park in Berkeley.Joni Mitchell: you can feel the history in this place. it's SATURATED in the air, you can taste the radicalness on your tongue. even a place like...
View ArticleFRIGGEBOD, THE TOWER OF COMFORT
 Jen R: i got us this friggebod. isn't it cute?me: okay THAT is a Storybook International house!!! a Storybook International stone inn!!! Jen: the type of house where the stove is next to your bed....
View ArticleSLEEPER: SPACE OPERA SET TO JAZZ
 Jen R: WE'RE BACK IN GREENWICH VILLAGE!!!me: i'm so happy.Jen: i've been asked to organize a stoop sale. don't worry, it's not a divorce garage sale. stoop to stoop, brownstone block to brownstone...
View ArticleBERKELEY CITY COLLEGE: PATRICKS AND JENNIFERS
 we're still at the park.me: Patrucks and Jennifrs, there;s just something about them, Patrucks and Jennfoers will always meet each other and fall in love and have kids and maintain Gmail is. though...
View ArticleSOAP-OPERA SCABS
 we're still in NYC.Jen R: soap operas are my life. soap operas are y world. me: I get it. I want to write for a soap. that;s job security.heck RL I can't believe I've been missing this. you stay at...
View ArticleTWO-LANE BLACKTOP: JAMES TAYLOR IS A BADASS
Jen R: we've got, we've got, we've got the perfect life.........flying cats...me: don't stop applying the toe ointment, woman!!! DON'T SKIMP ON THE OINTMENT!!! don't skimp with the ointment.Lindy Lenz:...
View ArticleBERKELEY CITY COLLEGE: TURNING INFINITE JEST INTO A ROUND PLAY
 David Foster Wallace: big day today.Ms. Sun: it's my prom today...Ms. Moon: might i suggest ME as your prom dress?...David Foster Wallace: no, it's the world premiere of my story Infinite Jest done in...
View ArticleSLEEP TOURISM
 Jen R: sleep tourism. it's the thing now.me: that sounds DIVINE, imagine travelling by train all through Europe laying down on all the waterbeds naturally watered by a mountain spring in inns hidden...
View ArticleDUCK SOUP: THIS MEANS PEACE
 we're still at The Masters.Jen R: well while we're here we might as well visit Santa Claus.me: um, that's the Masters Gnome.Jen R: all gnomes have such bad connotations. me: ever since Gravity Falls...
View ArticleBERKELEY CITY COLLEGE: DO YOU REALLY NEED TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL? COLLEGE IS...
 William Shakespeare takes ahold of his Berkeley City College class on playwriting once again.class: yes Bill!!!William Shakespeare: okay that's a modicum of respect, i'll take it, i had none when i...
View ArticleI GOT MY CANNABIS CARD!!!
 Jen R and i are at the DMV.Jen R: this is where you get a medical marijuana card, right? where you get it laminated.me: MM, not Morning Meditations, Medical Marijuana.Jen: why does everyone here look...
View ArticleCONSIDER THE LOBSTER
 Golden Girls/Scooby-Doo crossover.Blanche: why is this pooch sniffing my pussy?Shaggy: don't mind ol' Scoob, he's just searching for Scooby Snacks.Bea Arthur removes the bad guy's mask.Bea:...
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