learned:
* one good thing about a nuclear holocaust: tons of mushrooms created and lying on the ground for you to eat.
* THIS IS NOT WHAT WAS MEANT WHEN WE WANTED TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!
* this is no time for you to be a snowflake, you gotta be fucking hail.
* take the pork 'n beans. instant gas attack.
* enemy: you poor thing, the nuclear war really did a number on you. you have four fingers.
* Vault Boy: i challenge you to paddleball. winner gets to live.
enemy: fine. take the string off the ball first.
Vault Boy: oh. i was hoping you didn't see the string.
* if your weapon droops like a flaccid penis, that's a sign to get out of there. remember, bullets are undefeated.
* Barry Bonds is the greatest hitter in baseball history. with or without the drugs. think about it.
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happy weekend