learned:
* Grandma Cyborg is canon.
* what can i say, Volkswagen brings the juice.
* the comments say this has a Pink Moon vibe to it. y'know, revoke my hipster card if you will but i never got into the Nicks, Drake or Cave. they say i look like Drake tho...
* grandma: your grandfather spoke and i dictated this letter. your grandpa wasn't sexist, just of his time. isn't my penmanship beautiful?
kids: penmanship? the only pen we have is a stylus. you mean typing with ink?
grandma: no that's something else. handwriting?
kids: we need our other hand free...
* grandpa: i wanted to see this great country. gas up the getaway car, i was a bank robber...
* grandma: who the hell are you, little girl?
granddaughter: i'm your granddaughter.
grandma: just don't kick the back of my seat, this is gonna be a LOOOOOOOONGGGGGG roadtrip.
* grandma: let's make the most of it.
kids: we need to pee!
grandma: that's my line!
* father: put your seatbelt on, grannie.
grandma: don't tell me what to do, son, you should have been a doctor.
* grandma: WILL THIS BRIDGE HOLD!!!?
father: we're on a road.
grandma: WILL THIS ROAD HOLD!!!?
father: for now. the Earth will implode into its molten core someday.
* mother: America is known for its butterflies and abandoned barns.
girl: just butterfly stickers. whoa, i found a stash in the abandoned barn!
mother: WHAT!!!?
girl: of snacks.
* older girl: dad, stop the car, it's golden hour and i want to take a selfie with those buffalo before they go the way of the buffalo.
father: i'm not stopping this car! do you want me to stop this car? have your buffalo sandwiches when we get to Seattle.
mother: there is no food in Seattle...
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