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TMIT: UP THE MAYPOLE WITHOUT A LADDER
1. today is Couple Appreciation Day. what do you most appreciate about being a couple (consider current or past relationships)? we share everything, even nothingness. i sleep in her arms. for long...
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THE ANGELS ARE BLUE THIS NIGHT: LATE LAMENTED
Dr. Greg Ghostell was a piece of work. he was the station happy-go-lucky, always with a winning smile, a trimmed head of luxurious grey hair, neat belt, pressed slacks, and shined shoes. he looked like...
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THOSE TWO MINUTES TAKE FOREVER
CLICK HERE AND CHECK OUT THE SEXIEST WOMAN ON THE PLANETwe still haven't explored all of Mars yet but she's pretty good.y'all know what to do. pick. not your nose. i'm tired. but not as tired as these...
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TMIT: BEFORE THERE WAS WONDER WOMAN...
1. what period of your life was the happiest? why? when i was an '80s kid. there was only one screen...2. true or false: if you want a successful date, take charge---take the lead. why? i've never had...
View ArticleTHE ANGELS ARE BLUE THIS NIGHT: CLOUDBURST
Dr. Ghostell is measuring himself. not like that, he's wondering what it will take for him to don the flight helmet, which looks awfully like a stahlhelm, and step inside the cockpit of the pink...
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ROBIN SAVES THE DAY
learned:* cos we all need a little holiday spirit during Finals Week* slow-motion snow only occurs in my nightmares.* would you provide a home for a cute little robin if it meant giving up your PG...
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TMIT: I KISSED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT
.........TO WISH HER A HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY COS YOU WERE BUSY AT WORK, CLICK HERE1. if you and your significant other played Sexual Truth or Dare with other couples, would you rather watch your SO have...
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THE ANGELS ARE BLUE THIS NIGHT: MAYGRAY
the giant orange Sue Pac-Man ghost crashes into the barcade. the ghost flies around in a circle as all the razed pipes spew forth their last drip. the owner strokes his hipster half-beard and exclaims...
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WHAT I'M GRATEFUL FOR THIS WEEK: PREAKNESS, MIKE TYSON MYSTERIES, HARP THERAPY
i know it's still controversial but Mike Tyson Mysteries is the greatest show on right now. it's 11 minutes of absurdity, catharsis, and Mike's infamous diction. it's T H I C C like Fox's u-bet...
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TMIT: I MADE SHAKE 'N BAKE PORK FOR THE FIRST TIME TONIGHT
they looked more like mini garlic breads. it was fun! i would cook more if i ever had the time...picking out the choice heavy cuts from my butcher Roger Federer at the underground meat market some call...
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THE ANGELS ARE BLUE THIS NIGHT: GLOOM JUNE
at the tequila bar the fifth waitress in a week is trying to handle her patrons and her patience. she manages to calm everybody down with her calming voice. she soothes with a song, an impromptu...
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I FORGOT, CLASSIC WHO HAD ACTUAL SEXUAL TENSION
learned:* i always want to see fictional characters make it in real life, it blurs my two worlds together and justifies my existence. it's the Lucy Ricky Desi thing. here's to hoping Tom and Lalla stay...
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THE ANGELS ARE BLUE THIS NIGHT
the insides of all rooms are blue. President Comey is directing the world's finest military with his feet in the oval white office. there are three joysticks but he only has two feet. his assistants...
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ONLY GRANDMAS SHED REAL TEARS
learned:* Grandma Cyborg is canon.* what can i say, Volkswagen brings the juice.* the comments say this has a Pink Moon vibe to it. y'know, revoke my hipster card if you will but i never got into the...
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TMIT: COGSWORTH ISN'T CREEPY, HE'S A CLOCK
1. given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as a dinner guest? Cogsworth. Live-action Lumiere is the stuff of nightmares.2. what would constitute a "perfect day" for you?CLICK...
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PRI: FLAT
he refreshes my soul. he guides me along the right paths for his name's sakeboy: for whose sake?man: i don't know what wind is. but i feel it. it blows across my face and i feel we should honor...
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I LOVE IT WHEN THE SERIOUS MUSIC COMES ON
learned:* * night sky with stars emoji* emojis have ruined art. quick, get me to that Van Gogh of the Joker before it's too late for me.* two giant tits underwater, man and boy emerge. dripping with...
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TMIT: I'VE SEEN THE DOCTOR NAKED!!!
really excited for this. bombshell! i thought this was a moot point, with that dude who looks like a grown-up Ed Sheeran with scruffy beard and Ron Weasley devil-may-care attitude cast. well that would...
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