notes:
* not the jet. nor the kid who turns into the jet or some such
* Daryl: people used to come out for a blurry photo of me.
Flo: now stupid cameras have autofocus and bokeh so you can't take a blurry photo even if you tried. they don't care about you anymore.
* Flo: wait, why don't you have a Northwest accent?
Daryl: people think my blood can stpp coronavirus, they want me to save Seattle. but Kurt already saved Seattle. i do sound like Kurt, i growl like him. they say i look like Kim from Soundgarden.
Flo: how'd you get in here?
Daryl: the cat flap. then i beat that fake guru guy with the monytail and fake accemt with my walking stick here. that released all my country chakras.
* Daryl: people want me to be friendly like the one on tv, to show my teeth, to smile.
Flo: that bigfoot's smile wasn't friendly. it was fucking creepy. like, you weren't sure if he was real or animatronic, he was always half.
* wife: wait what's that?
husband: it's me, the guy from Adult Swim! oh, you mean the ATVs.
wife: those aren't ours. remember, you said you didn't have an ATM...
husband: let's get our kids and go.
wife: those aren't our kids. remember, you said you didn't want kids...
Daryl: i knew i should have done the Floss Dance...
* Daryl: here it is! THE SPOT! the spot where the iconic photo will be took! i'm ready!!! oh FUCK are you kidding me the damn speedboat is driverless! fuck technology!
* Daryl: i want to be seen.
Flo: i see you. but you're too hairy for me.
Daryl: science hasn't made a scissors for me yet. they're working on the vaccine. i don't want to be sad anymore, i want to be sassy.
* I misse dhtt the foets time, the PROGRSSIBVE sogn blocked the filma ctin, I missed Daryl looking at hos bog feet before he says, "my name is Daryul?. classic.
* Flo: you say "my name is daryl: with sicn apained accent. [eopl,e have to,me to fo things they put off now. note: ths was recorded BEFORE the pitbreak...
Dary;: yeah. now I have tome to complete my screenplay.
Flo: oh right rad. this is what ebveryone says when they have no idea and don't care.
Darul: you look jiust like my agent. want to read mys creebplay> it's good, I promise, it has a lot of bog words.
Flo: ...um, I;m pretey bsy, in my abandoned oggice.
Daryl fair enough...…...please?
Flo: fine......let's see, nic epatagraphs, nice sentence strictire...oh no, ilm done!
datyul: what?
Flo: here where it says he onl mated woth ginegrs cos he thought their blood eas erd cs of ther har yeah see I deal in reality, I deal in cash, I don't; fo fnatsy.
Flo: do you have bog feet?
arul: get n line with the erst of the aldies, lady. but you;e vololer than me.
Fo: why do yo say that>
Darul: you got hose difefermtcolored Chuck Taylors, imwish they amd ethose in my size.
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TOMORROW: going straogt bacl to jack In The Box for the Qiad Bonus Jack. I think I have the fortitude now tot ackle this burger. 4 clsies I know bit my mouth is bog enougb cos the dentist unhnged my ajw for those 4 root canas/. with Bogfoot got my back we WILL defeat the bodacious metal Menutaur in the Mad Max desrt!!!