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FOR A SUN: POKEMON GOLD
Lysander: hello? yes, it seems my appointments are drying up by the day. i gots all the time in the world! so yeah, i'll go pick him up at the Forum. i'm sure he'll be fine. my cherry red...
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AMY POEHLER USES THIS INSTEAD OF GOING TO A THERAPIST
learned:* your name is not Billiam.* Conor McGregor may have introduced the concept of steak & eggs to me, but Jimmy Dean let me smoke his breakfast bowl.* y'know the Mickey Mouse pancakes are...
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TMIT: NO ONE IS EVER REALLY READY
every four years it strikes me. a virulent virus that comes back just as i let my guard down. thinking it's finally eradicated from my system. Olympic fever. each quadrennial i say to myself THIS is...
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FOR A SUN: COVEN OF THE OVEN
Bugler's Dream blares over spacious sites of green seas and the Jesus statue who lowers His arms for the first time. He got tired.Costas with the opening narration: there is a dream *music continues*....
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TOUGH MUDDAH
learned:* kid: i'm scared of the tornado!mother: sorry, babe, the shelter only has room for one more and you know how frail grandma is. you'll be fine. just like The Wizard of Oz.* mom and daughter get...
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TMIT: SOMETIMES THE CLOTHES DO NOT MAKE THE MAN
J.J. Redick and the rest of the U.S. Men's Gymnastics team are gonna bring home the gold!1. where is the most beautiful place on Earth? why? the Sea of Tranquility. cos it's tranquil. and it's not on...
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FOR A SUN: COIN OF THE REALM
Lieu grapples onto Bump Tower and steadily suctions his way up, scaling in a zigzag pattern cos it's hard to see at night.Lieu: i'm black and hard to see.he loses his way all night and when dawn breaks...
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BLOW PERIOD
learned:* you're welcome.* this is the type of stuff Fellini would be doing if he hadn't died.* hot side of the tracks. trains can't run cos the tracks are melted.* my dad always told me, "you can't...
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TMIT: YOU CAN BE A STREET SWEEPER...
Olympic post-game learned:* current mood: drinking. *thinks about Ryan Lochte. puts down drink** Simone Biles: greatest of all time. now that's pressure. that was before the event.* Usain Bolt doesn't...
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FOR A SUN: KEEP SWIMMING
Costas: hello folks, Costas in the studio with you for the next 48 straight hours on all the platforms. they locked the doors so i can't get out. i'd laugh but i have a weird laugh. let's get you out...
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DINOSAUR TEARS
learned:* there is no such thing as fake crying..............think about it...* even crocodiles get the blues* that's the trick! water. humans need water.* all through my childhood i thought it was...
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TMIT: FUNERAL FOR A FRIEND
goodbye ol girl. ipad maxi-, uh, ipad mighty. who knew queens got old? placed in a ziploc baggie like Tuesday's garbage. nobody thinks about electronic waste when they're taking out the trash. you were...
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FOR A SUN: I AM A COLLECTION OF DISMANTLED ALMOSTS
Harfi is obviously out cold for the rest of this weekly chapter.Hartwin lies motionless on the damp floor which is now the ground.Hartwin: not cool, mom. it wasn't her fault. i mean it was but...
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SHE'S NOT SMILING, SHE'S WINCING
learned:* she is expressing the low key subtle pain we all feel.* back when commercials won awards.* no, Maestro da Vinci, that is your kinky sex machine, remember? that won't work.* are you one of...
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TMIT: HARG PEEPIO
1. what was one of the best parties you've attended?Of Five. i fell in Love with Jennifer Love Hewitt's huge personality. Love is in the name.2. what is your first memory of being really excited? went...
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FOR A SUN: VERNISSAGE
it's the story of a lovely lady. who had one son of her own. and this one son was her everything. her lone loneliness lighter. that is so cliche but in this case it was true. he was her pride and joy....
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UNDER THE SCHOOLDESK
learned:* Juan: i can't help falling in love with you.Sarah: OCD?* Sarah: i dropped my papers on purpose.Juan: spazz?* Juan: got peppermint?Sarah: uh, no...Juan: it's alright it's alright* Sarah: Juan...
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TMIT: WE HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR BUT LOVE ITSELF
1. i must____before i die. reincarnate2. you can't stop_____once you pop. Pringles Theory.3. i wish i never had to buy______again. apples. i got a hot doc!4. ______has helped me change my life. Dr....
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funny thing about time. it never stands still. it's one where then another. as soon as you think you're progressing naturally, retro is in. you think this immutable fact has happened, this thing which...
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BURGER WARS
let's settle this once and for all:CLICK HERE not good for artist typesCLICK HEREshe does look healthy but i need more than babes these days. and you know that bar is missing a sneezeguard.CLICK...
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