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FOR A SUN: SPIRITUAL WARRIOR
the Lutum, who turn their heads back and forth this way and that way like a bad tennis match their entire lives, give the appearance of collectivism. but they are only really together when they are as...
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CHRISTMAS JUMPERS
learned:* dogs think we're stupid.* so this is the origin story of the new Doctor Who Companion, right?* sorry honey, i can't read the instructions, the pictures are in Swedish.* husband: why do we...
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TMIT: ENTER SANDMAN
survival to me is all centered around time and sleep. the manipulation of time. which is folly. time always wins. the clock will always strike midnight before you can blink. you were too busy to notice...
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Hilary is seen zooming across the old far sky in the galaxy of stars. she pilots The Ghost and lands gingerly on Kepler in the soft snow.Herlina: ho!Hilary: how dare you!Herlina: that's a greeting. was...
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AS
learned:* or Gucci Gondolier* or Gucci Gold* babes: why were you gone so long?Jared Leto: i travel on water. it takes fucking forever to make one delivery.* the one who rests her head on the shoulder...
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TMIT: INSTAGRAM HAS STICKERS NOW
1. how is your year going? not good2. did you go out on NYE or have a New Year's Day celebration? once i got my hands on a couple of tallboys i blacked out...3. ah yes those pesky New Year's...
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FOR A SUN: A CAT MAY LOOK AT A KING
cat 1: what's your name?cat 2: i don't know. i remember it, though.cat 1: i feel it being changed on my tongue. but this soul feels comfortable no matter the breed.cat 2: yeah i'm definitely gonna see...
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I MISS MY BEST FRIEND LUCIO
learned:* do not watch this high.* that's NOT oregano...* happy belated National Spaghetti Day or whatever* cheese or dandruff? sorry. Anthony Bourdain really fucked me up. he writes a hell of a comic...
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TMIT: JAWS
1. true or false: falling in love is a serious thing to do. explain. it's a serious addiction and must be thought of as such. i mean even Elvis himself couldn't help himself.2. finish this sentence: i...
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FOR A SUN: CODDIWOMPLE
this has got to be the surrealist inauguration ever. and i don't use surreal lightly.Madchen: my fellow Lutum, the world is a scary place. and it's only gonna get scarier. now more than ever you must...
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NOT POWER RANGERS. BUT KINDA
learned:* diversity...........check. don't talk or we'll have to pay you...........check.* pitch: Tron meets Mad Max* the headband both protects from the dry summer heat and prevents the brain from...
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TMIT: ...SESAME
1. if you were forced to wear a warning label, what would yours say? Slippery When Dry2. if you were a Sesame Street character, who would you be?AN ORANGE MAN I LIKE, CLICK HERE3. if you could have an...
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FOR A SUN: THE WANDERING WAVE
history repeats itself this is true, but not usually at the same time.Madchen sits on her throne looking at her apple watch.Herlina: what time is it?Madchen: doesn't say. *wearily* where is the new...
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DEMOGRAPHIC
learned:* YES! finally. this is what i mean. THIS is what i'm talking about. what we artists do to scrimp and save and steal and sober up. the meals we forego, the suppers we skip, the Bantam Bagels we...
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TMIT: FIYAH
1. at work, what sets you apart from others? the fact that i actually do work.2. when it comes to sex appeal, what sets you apart from others? i got a good mouth. also, moths are attracted to my afro....
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FOR A SUN: TRADE
Musculo is squatted in the desert, staking his claim, claiming his land no matter what's come before. he won't let loss define him. he strips his baobab of its trunk, silvery in the quiet moon. he...
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CINEMAX
learned:* how'd he get the answers?* sick as a dog. these friday night writes are my favorite therapy but they come after a long week. i need a chicken soup bone.* John: all this shaking my head?Jamie:...
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TMIT: KEEP THEM IN A BOX
1. your current home: house? apartment? trailer? condo? other? jungalow2. which is bigger, your childhood home or your current home? please. i can't. whenever i think of my tiny little beige only-child...
View ArticleFOR A SUN: EMPEROR'S MESS
O takes off his mask and everyone screams.Penyelamat: very funny.everyone: *like Cheers* PENYE!Penye: that was very funny. Musculo was easy. most bullies are. but he has an extra glimmer in his eye...
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WORDS MATTER
learned:* many said this was the first time they didn't like one of these. this ended up being my favorite one. i want so desperately to be an influencer but i don't have enough followers.* ah,...
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