CRONES: RITE AID (II)
me from my bedroom: causing an international incident with both El Salvador AND The Netherlands all in the same day? okay now this is personal.________________Gladyce: so how was it? how was your...
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Brian Williams and Nicolle Wallace are having a moment in the NBC in-between-commercial-breaks break-room kitchenette. Chris Matthews walks in on them.Matthews: can you believe the nerve of some bald...
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THE LOST ART OF FOREHEAD TRANS FATTY ACID
learned:* The Truth Is In Here clogging your arteries* i'll never forget when i met Josh Duhamel. he said that line about "cabbies" to Greenlee on General Hospital and i had my shorthand for cabernet...
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TMIT: KUBLER NEVER ACCEPTED ROSS
please, Roger, don't be a doper. let's not have a report from Rome 10 years after your retirement where he prefaces his remarks with, "come to find out..." just don't ever retire, you can do it! tennis...
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CRONES: YONIC
the two ladies met every time in the same place. like clockwork, but working off a sundial in a bygone area, in their heads, older than the very time it was tabulating. they knew each other's favorite...
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at the State of the Union, President Bump has forgotten which audience he's playing to. but he takes in the pomp and circumstances of his reign with a wry smile.Brian Williams: *at the desk* did he...
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Gladyce: your man is big on tennis i gather?Doryce: quite. we got mutually depressed over Sandgren, it was a nice bonding moment.Gladyce: oh yes, i was all ready over here to shoot the flags and...
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COLDER THAN A VIKING'S TIT. SUPER BOWL GAME, ANYONE CAN PLAY!!!
you know how to play. guess the score in the comments. winner gets my eternal gratitude knowing you added to the cast of dozens.pre Game learned:* Philly fan slamming into that subway column wasn't...
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"LIKE A COLLEGE-FOOTBALL SPRING SCRIMMAGE..."
post Game learned:* Michael Jordan flu game, Pink, that's it, that's the list.* Kevin Hart: that was an angelic rendition.Pink: i had 20 lozenges in my mouth the whole time i was singing.Kevin Hart:...
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CRONES: PAUSE FOR PADDINGTON
yes indeed Gladyce has been at the bottom of that pool for some time now. a whole day. a whole day goes by which turns to night when the next batch of old-fogie revelers trying to regain their youth...
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-----------------------Nikki Haley: Chris, i'm so sorry. why didn't you wear your Eagles cap on air?Chris Matthews: i only have a Phillies cap.Nikki: isn't it all the same thing? Philly, Pittsburgh?...
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Doryce: while you were away i had to occupy myself. it's getting harder and harder for me to be truly entertained. i took in a film at our local indie grindhouse theatre, No Hope Barn. it's steps away...
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FROZEN-PUCK DIPLOMACY
learned:* false alarm........................so far........................that curling controversy has kept me up nights* when this commercial first came out, the Earth-destroying meteor instagram...
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TMIT: MAY OLYMPIC SNOW MELT BY OUR LOVE
1. tell us two reasons why you would stay in a bad relationship. the sex is filthy. loneliness. like Emma Thompson said in one of those Merchant/Ivory movies, "there's nothing out there but...
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CRONES: SALLY QUINN, MEDICINE WOMAN
Doryce: no, this was always my worst nightmare! not my age wrinkles.Gladyce lies flaccid on the gravel ground, slimming into the sewer slime. her eyes are a constant source of dried-up water.Gladyce:...
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President Bump is enjoying the dog show. he tosses a few peanuts into the well, which really riles up the prim and proper dogs.Bump: i think i see a few of my ex-wives down there. hey who's winning...
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the two lifelongers make their way down Federal Way.Doryce: this highway is so beauteous. i'm glad i did my part to keep the highway clean.Gladyce: you did no such thing of the sort. you've never...
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CAPTAIN STABBIN
learned:* travel changes you. if you have money.* the wolves will come slowly on your left side. you will find yourself whiting out. that's when the ancient prophecy says you are over.* she was giving...
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TMIT: THANK YOU! FINALLY! I FINALLY HAVE MY FLYING CAR
1. do you think fate or destiny play a role in love? a) absolutely b) for the most part c) somewhat d) not really e) not at alli usually answer e all of the above to these things. Fate/stay night the...
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CRONES: HEALERS FROM HELL
Sally Quinn handles the arched stick with the intense care of an evil stepmother.Sally: ah, it's a magnificent magic. and a treacherous tool. takes a timeworn toll. the Sword of Saad, beautifully...
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