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NO, THAT'S NOT A USED BLUE CONDOM IN THE OCEAN...
notes:* that waterfall from The Diving Bell and the Butterfly anyone?* not an episode of Wonder Showzen. i'm not sure if i want that show to come back...…i'm not sure if that show COULD come back now*...
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GINGER BREAD: PRINCESS LEIA IS MY COPILOT
Cotard: it's easy to rebel. grab one end of the rope and i'll grab the other.a frightened shook Sinphony is uncertain from rote where to place her hands, but she nervously lowers her shaking hand as...
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THE CLAN OF THE CAVE BEAR IN A DIFFERENT WORLD
notes:* okay, as always, start off with a quick story:so i LOVED A Different World. but there are two A Different Worlds, the one with Lisa Bonet and the one with Jasmine Guy, or, the one that went...
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TMIT: WAITING FOR INFINITY TRAIN FOR INFINITY...
1. why are you single? cos nobody loves me2. why are you married or in your current monogamous relationship?that's a little trickier. running a country is hard, takes up a lot of your time. but...
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GINGER BREAD: FLAT EXPRESSION
the Dalai Lama wearing a brown robe and Jack Dorsey wearing nothing but surfer sandals are swinging away on a shooting star sitting together their legs swaying in the celestial eternity.Dorsey: whatcha...
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THE CHRONIC OF NARNIA
notes:* go back and listen to the Intro of The Chronic album again...right?...got me into cigarette papers and Michael Jackson impersonations* can you believe it's been this long without Nate Dogg? i...
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GINGER BREAD: STITIUM
at the CNN Debates, Lawrence O'Donnell squeezes his tie and sits silently in the middle between the one who is the comic book fan and the one who is a scourge on black twitter:Lawrence O'Donnell:...
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THOMAS AIN'T GOT TIME FOR YOUR SISYPHUS SHIT
notes:* can you believe Camus---the beautiful man---never lived to see 50? he never experienced what it would have been like to be an Existentialist at Middle Age, to gander at Half Century, to see his...
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TMIT: BOY GEORGE SAVED MY LIFE
1. do you or did you have an "our song" with a current or past significant other? what is the song?CLICK HEREremember, it's not the same unless it's with Young, too. this launched the Sensitive Man...
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GINGER BREAD: DON'T SAY NUN
Robert Mueller hangdogs it to the top of the cave with the last of his remaining finger strength. his callouses are in his thumb prints and in his heart. his face is so exhausted wrecked and wet his...
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THE INVISIBLE
notes:* we see you...but your crush doesn't...* not that weird commercial where the animatronic dog talks about collecting your sample easily* doggy slippers? it's forbidden to have fun OUTSIDE in...
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TMIT: AND NOW BACK TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING
1. do you agree or disagree with the following statement? why?: sex is a difficult topic for partners to discuss, yet sex can draw couples closer together.true. it can be an icky subject to broach. but...
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HEY KIDS! IT'S THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY OF WOODSTOCK!
notes:* we can all agree Harry Styles should have been on Skins.* or Les Peaux* Phoenix: speaking French will make you even sexier.Harry Styles: but i don't wanna. i feel i'm betraying my English...
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TMIT: PHOENIX: THE MAN AND HIS DREAM
Hollywood, here i cum!this pic looks like the Thai monastery up in the hills i used for the background of my youtube channel...my youtube channel i say...it's pilot season. you know what that means....
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BOXED: THE LIFE
Ghislaine Maxwell lowers her head into her white paper bag as the photogs descend and converge onto her back like flashing vultures.Emma from Jeopardy: you're a bad woman!Sinphony and Velvetta give her...
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SQUIRREL GIRL, THE OTHER ONE
once upon a time, in an ancient magical park called Manhattanhenge, a young woman was sitting down on a bench. her back was killing her---she had just come from her strenuous yoga class performed...
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TMIT: EVERYTHING PAPER TOUCHES...
1. any sport, any athlete, who would you want to practice with?Bill Tilden. he could be the spitfire revolutionary we need now in tennis in 2019, opening up more avenues for openly gay athletes, openly...
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BOXED: EMBRACE THE BRACE
Marianne Williamson tiptoes on the stones of her palatial estate staircase one by one like a pro in her heels. she looks out at all the people at her beck and call eyes and mouths open waiting for her...
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FIT TO BE TIED
notes:* the doctors say in order for me to stay in the locked insane asylum i gotta do some form of exercise. either Noom or Fitbit. i told him i choose the one where you do those mind puzzles but they...
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TMIT: MARILYN MANSON: AARP AMBASSADOR
1. when you're old, would you rather die before or after your significant other? Marilyn Manson is 50! and Trent Reznor is a middle-aged happily-married family man. i'm getting old. i'm getting old...
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