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ART GALLERIES ARE ESSENTIAL
notes:* seriously tho, that's one of the hottest magazine covers of all time. and it's historic cos it launches the movement, Playgirl #1. don't know about you but i love a woman who takes charge, who...
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TMIT: MASK UP, EVERYONE!
count up how many times you said "who the hell are you!" this long holiday weekend. see? it's not like that commercial that tells you to count up the number of people you have to hug when all this is...
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SAX, PLAY US OUT: UNATTACHED
Mardith: it's not a baby triangle! it's purple but it might as well be pink!Mardith has a triangle on her forehead where her third eye should be. it's a regular triangle. she is finished for the day...
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PAULA ABDUL & THE DANGEROUS MIXTAPE
notes:* furries, you're welcome* she was the one. she was always the one. it was always Paula. just Paula. i remember it quite clearly. HERS was the cassette everyone in grade school had to have. boys...
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TMIT: THE OTHER THING
1. money or fame? why?money. but just enough to buy new feather pens for the next screenplay. i still write my screenplays longhand on paper...all i'm saying is whoever invented TikTok is having second...
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SAX, PLAY US OUT: GAME GIRLS
Courtney E. Morgan, Amy Pistone, Ginny Hogan, and Whitney Mallett may walk together as a unit, but they are four of the stongest idnpndet minds this block or Obec U has ever seen. the group aproiaches...
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COW FARTS
notes:* also known as bovine burps* yeah it's confusing. there's Julie Payne the actress. and Julie Payne the other actress. and Julia Payne. and the one that's a producer...* Takahashi: not THAT Red...
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TMIT: STEPDAD JOKES
1. what movie can you watch over and over and never tire?my home movies. but if we're talking Hollywood gotta go with the greatest film of all time: Wings of Honneamise. that's animated OR non! you...
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SAX, PLAY US OUT: WELCOME TO THE WATER CLOSET
Boc is having problems. he doesn't know what to do. she was a she for most of her life but now is a he. but that's not really the prob;lem, for nobody can tell the dofference anyway. people look at him...
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DISTANCE DATING
notes:* whenever Sinatra or some crooner is singing, you know some global tragedy is happening or some clandestine government's trying to sweep it under the rug from the pax populi with shadow lights.*...
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TMIT: MAUCERI
picture it: Hollywood Bowl, 1985. the night air smells of fresh smog. the conductor steps out on stage to a green spotlight and rapt applause. cos all the adults in the audience know who he is but the...
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SAX, PLAY US OUT: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU SON OF A BITCH
Gladyce: 3 minutes on high for the Stouffer's, THREE minutes...Mardith: Naked Athena! finally revealed! Madame Pons: see? she's a beautiful brave sex worker. helping her fellow man. with woman. helping...
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PARKER CAN'T LOSE
notes:* you know i just realized this now. i get asked the eternal question, as does everyone in Encino and Edmonton: what celebrity do you look like? for years i've been going with Drake BUT YOU KNOW...
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TMIT: CHATTING UP GRACE CHATTO
1. it's okay if you don't wear any ___FUR! NEVER WEAR FUR!!! ANYONE!!!2. what on earth are you here for? Costco ChickenBakes. btw if you see a bigbox bulk fucking crate of VANQUISH on a pallet over...
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SAX, PLAY US OUT: IN A WORLD WHERE GRANDPARENTS ARE FORGOTTEN...
Boc: I;ve been doing some deep thinking lately.Cotard: that's good...Germane: sorry don't mean to step on any toes but the wuston was addressed to me...Boc: more of an onservation. one lorinmign I woke...
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CUP OF CHARLIE
notes:* have you scrolled a youtube comments section lately? white people are TERRIFIED of not being at the top of the totem pole on Earth anymore. they are spazzing out, they can't psychologically...
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TMIT: ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS OIL
now that's watercoloroil's well that ends oili was gonna go with Oil That And A Bag Of Bips and then riff on the word yips in celebration of Cal taking home the PGA, but...i am so proud of my Cal Golf...
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SAX, PLAY US OUT: RED ROBIN
Boc: second week, or month, watering the lawn that;s the roof of this aparnent vuilding, and I must say i'm hottong my groove. it really clams me. this was a partuiclar week in need of a calm...
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WE CAN'T AGREE ON BAGELS?
notes:* PICTURED ABOVE: teachers getting ready for Fall.that Joker joke courtesy of Instagram this week...sometimes it pulls through...caption tho...* wait so this addresses the conspiracy, except...
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TMIT: THAT JURASSIC PARK AMBER
you know that Jurassic Park amber that looks like a giant blondie confection golden brownie? it's good enough to eat despite that huge dragonfly stuck in the middle of it. you know i never really got...
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