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TMIT: DECADES, A SONG BY JOY DIVISION
Burger King has won the Chicken Wars. it's over, hit the mat, done. Big Billy Shakespeare called it from his villa in Sweden:Shakespeare: i had to move from Germany. Munich is the city of the future...
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P.S. PAT: 2:47
Klek Entos is on the school stage scaring the kids:Rorschach doesn't want to give away his position in the darkened audience but he feels he has to speak which is the most difficult thing for him to do...
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SHAKESPEARE'S MISTRESS WROTE A TELL-ALL BOOK!!!
Sting: i had nothing to do with thisLupita Nyong'o: okay i'll write the book. but i'll conceal Shakespeare's name, in the book he's called Mike Hunt.Billy Corgan: i've completely lost my taste for...
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TMIT: YOU ARE SEEN
1. what attracts you to a blog? - makes you read it again and again or subscribe?*thinking to myself* answer this without using the word content. i mean cos it has good stuff. i wish i could read all...
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TWELVE TONES OF FREEDOM: OUR HISTORY
Cotard: the trick is to be seen but not get seened.Codrus: this is never gonna work, brother. i've won from the start.Cotard: not necessarily this time, brother. there's a crack in your skull.the...
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THE DISNEY SONG IS THE LITTLE MERMAID SONG
notes:* Dirg: Dupixent. the stranger man is the one who gives the bus boy his lunch before the bus leaves but the boy just thanks his dad not the stranger. rude!* Ricobene's: where Rico Suave lives...
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TMIT: LET'S DO THIS, LUCY. MOVE THE BEDS TOGETHER.
didn't know it at the time but watching I Love Lucy led me to Karnov...HEY! NEVER TAKE WIMBLEDON FOR GRANTED AGAIN!!! right? the fact that it EXISTS, that i'm watching it on my screen right now at...
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TWELVE TONES OF FREEDOM: OUR HISTORY, PART DEUS EX MACHINA
Codrus: it's like when your whole life you're thinking Jeremy in the Pearl Jam video "Jeremy" shoots up his classmates when what he really did was shoot himself in front of his classmates.Cotard:...
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I QUIT MY JOB AS CFO AND BECAME AN ECLIPSE-CHASER
notes:* Dave Grohl: i don't get it. suddenly i'm Fauci 2.0? i'm universally hated after being universally loved? i hate to remind you but i played with a little guy known as Kurt Bean. go see What...
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TMIT: THE MONTEREY BAY AQUARIUM'S OPEN!!! BRING YOUR WETSUIT!!!
now it's time for all of us to kiss the Pope instead.1. are you happy with the number of people you have slept with?no. i want to sleep with every single person on the planet. Trent Reznor sang about...
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TWELVE TONES OF FREEDOM: REVOLUTIONS STAY WILD
Rachel Nichols: Rule #1 in Journalism 101: never be the story. look i was just trying to get that guy a part in the new Space Jam. the hotels around here are like the Wimbledon hotels: closed for...
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DEPRESSION-ERA COOKING
notes:* Berrettini: i'm doing this for ALL the Italians. for Lucio Rossi. for a tennis first and for the Euros. in Italy we don't do pizza like you do. there is no tomato sauce only tomatoes. there is...
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TMIT: JESUS!!!
or is that Aquaman?1. does your sex life need some fantasy? what kind of fantasy?definitely not the Legend of the Seeker kind! been there done that! really it's my LIFE that needs the fantasy. i am...
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TWELVE TONES OF FREEDOM: DIPH THONG
Olivia Rodrigo: if you get the vaccine, i'll write a song about you. deal?Gladyce: when i wear the oven mitts my hands start to burn inside. they sweat and fluster. they leave me with a rash of hand...
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A CLOCKWORK ORANGE: THE SEQUEL
notes:* - but wait isn't everybody dead?- no the problem was there were no more white onesies cos Wimbledon skipped a year- there was a surplus of jock straps at the army supply store- the director...
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TMIT: ALL JOURNALS BECOME HARRY POTTER
1. describe your phone lock screen:all black. with one giant heavenly body in the center. not what you think, it's a planet. a blue planet. all blue, no green. this is what Earth will look like next...
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TWELVE TONES OF FREEDOM: YOU FORGOT IT WAS ROLLERBLADES
Grace Foltz at Disneyland: my boyfriend's a putz, will you go out with me?Gaston: i only go out with the fairest maidens in the land.Grace: bro this is real life now. i bet you wished you went back in...
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OLYMPIC OVUM
notes:* had a scrambled egg for the first time in four years to mark the Olympics. i usually have fried. i cracked the egg just as the Cauldron opened. can an omelette have one egg?* Lady Gaga: i did...
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TMIT: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: OLYMPIC MOUNTAIN BIKING
1. tell us about something you absolutely will not share:my Subway sub, especially now that Seth Curry tells me about their new Seasoning and Vinaigrette Butter. that's what i'm getting TOMORROW. it's...
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TWELVE TONES OF FREEDOM: CHUNGKING CENTIMETER
Billy Corgan: the new boxset i'm calling Video Games Are Right. coming out July 7 2027. cos 7 is a lucky number all around the globe, right?LeVar Burton: i just got a call from Gavin, he says that for...
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