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ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND 2: JUNK SLEEP
notes:* Amando KnowL this sucks.........what does this have to do woth water? ilm not a swimmer.........no matter what hepepnds i am NOT goinf to court for damages.* Risisan athleetes: we didn;t...
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TMIT: BLOWING MY BUGLE
i'm blowing my bugle. my Olympic bugle. it's a dream. let the fanfare of fucking commence!my dad got the Gold Medal in Dad Jokes at the Olympics.........but he was disqualified after it was shown that...
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TWELVE TONES OF FREEDOM: SHOULDA BEEN PINK HAIR
Pauly Shore: i want to address the rumor that everyone hates me. since this is the MTV Films movie that put the studio back on the map again after my fall from grace. i'm a cool guy, don't read the...
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UPS, WE HARDLY KNEW YE
notes:* huh. what do i do? the Browse never uodated from last week. ist a bunch of old ememrs. if i don;t gte my commercial fill i torn to the bottle. of Coke.*
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THE OLYMPIC ORGY THAT WAS 1984
i mean how lucky was i that i was 6 when the 1984 Los Angeles Games were staged? here i am in the nascent bliss of just starting out as a baby in the '80s Nostalgia Cocoon and my first taste of the...
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TMIT: BRRRRR, IT'S COLD
1. what are your thoughts on public nudity or skimpy clothing?in the spirit of the Olympics it would be cool if everyone just doffed their clothing and went naked full-time outside in the world. then...
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TWELVE TONES OF FREEDOM: YOU LOOK GOOD WEARING MY FUTURE
Roxana Zal: look at me in River's Edge. you missed that scene where i subtly put in my eyedrops. that was symbolic, i was letting my guilty conscience out to breathe to really see the dire situation...
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MARKIE AND HARRY SITTING IN A BENCH
notes:* Jessica Barden: get bubblegum hair. get indie. get intimate. an intimate space.* Phoenix: back-to-school excitement is somehow in the air!kid: i LOVE to run home everyday!Phoenix: so then...
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TMIT: POCKET SAND!
1. what did you do on your very first date?cried. cos i couldn't believe this was happening to me. then we went to Cinnabon in the Sherman Oaks Galleria in the '80s.2. which gift would you like to...
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TWELVE TONES OF FREEDOM: ALL ABOARD THE FEELS TRAIN
Wrexham: so yeah mate suddenly we have a Hollywood sign planted on our property. it's not a prop it's real! came into us like a ghost in the night. like one em Clint Eastwood salt pillars.Deadpool:...
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HAPPY FRIDAY Y'ALL
notes:* Kerri Green: the film Lucas didn't use any Lucasfilm. it was just a brilliant little tiny indie slice-of-life that was so brutally honest about public high school it had the patrons in the...
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TWELVE TONES OF FREEDOM: SING FOR YOUR SUPPER
Cotard: you often speak of valor. nobility. but you were blind to your own power. that's the thing with power, it's self-limiting, never allows one to see beyond himself.Codrus: or herself?Cotard:...
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A PRINCE WEDDING
notes:* Svitolina is dancing to "Feels Good" by Tony Toni Tone at her wedding. on a makeshift collection of clear glass silver squares platform on top of the lobby carpet of the Sheraton. Monfils's...
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TMIT: WARHOL WONDERS...
Andy Warhol is RIGHT NOW AT THIS MOMENT speaking DIRECTLY to you.what are you going to do?you are not crazy.this is his list:1. shower or bath? mikveh. i want to regain my magic like that most recent...
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LANCE LEAR: PURPLE REIGN
ACT I CANTO I FOLIO I:Lance Lear: HEAR YE HEAR YE. i am your new king. i of the bike, not referring to women tho i have three daughters. i have the most heartsick premonition something terrible will...
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FIGURING IT OUT
notes:* omg i JUST NOW remembered Nick did a reboot of the Summer Sanders show with Pick Boy as host! forgot all about that show! * Nagisa from Assassination Classroom in a robe: i don't want to waste...
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TMIT: 2002: A SPACE ODYSSEY
i mean people say they're in the Keir Dullea Fan Club but have you gone to every one of his opening nights for all his stageplays? even the Brecht ones?Hank Azaria in the stands at the U.S. Open:...
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LANCE LEAR: 2000: THE YEAR THE WORLD ENDED
Patrick Swayze: i'm opening up a new store opposite LUSH. it's called Pat's Pots.Madame Pons: quite alright, cutie, you have a claim to this whole area. plus you operate in the ghost world so there's...
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THE ADDAMS FAMILY CAN HANDLE FLO
notes:* remember the cold microwave? those medivac tubes that space-vacuumed your vacuum-sealed lunch out the chute, one tuna sandwich impossibly pressed into a wheat cube the size of a dime? can we...
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LANCE LEAR: GAUZY GNOMES
a boy on an electric bicycle chewing a buzzing vaper whizzes by the castle.Alice Waters from a Berkeley burning bush: not the purple author. i am the inventor of cooking water. i mean i'm not a snob...
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