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TMIT: THE DIVINES
 to this day i still don't know if The Divinyls are pronounced Di-Vi-Na-Lis or Di-VINE-als.1. which do you enjoy more in bed, pain or pleasure?i JUST had such an experience!!! yeah i was noticing that...
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ON TOP OF EVERYTHING: LOUIS XIV LONGTABLE RECITING RITUAL (THE LAST BIT OF...
 MBC: is everyone ready for the big celebration?!!! i am EXCITED.MBC wears a Vinok, a traditional Ukrainian headdress overflowing with crystalline spikes and golden and blueberry flowers of every seed...
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AYOADE EATS
notes:* LUCKY LUCKY!!! Paul Rudd got to eat at the Burger King Sauna in Helsinki, Finland, with Richard Ayoade. i wish i coulda been a third wheel but you have to have a monogrammed robe to enter...*...
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TMIT: REGRETS I HAVE A FEW...
 this would have been The First Day of School. that is a concept that makes the hair on the back of my neck stand on end. back when i had hair. it sends a shiver of abject fear down my throat....
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ON TOP OF EVERYTHING: BECOMING A WORLD CITIZEN (THE SUSTAINABLE VOW)
 'MBC: we all know the world is going to Hell in a handbasket that's not weaved from sustainable green materials. if we ever are to save it, we must do so COLLECTIVELY, as ONE people. it won't work...
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THE POPE: DEAR EARTH...
notes:* can a car give you an ulcer?...* The Pope: climate change is real. in order to combat it we must do so as a COLLECTIVE. it's easy to say fuck the world. every night when i'm handing out the...
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TMIT: GODNESS. NUDENESS. BE NAKED ALWAYS.
 be naked always. be a goddess. be a god. have a Mount Olympus even in your cramped cubicle workspace...1. what do you wear to sleep in? sleep in as in sleeping. i WISH i could sleep more. i wish i...
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CHOIR CYRIL: FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL AS AN ADULT (WHO WROTE THE BIBLE?)
 it's the first day of school. but not for these four. not really. the 4 members of the St. Cyril of Jerusalem Church & School Choir in Encino, California for 1985 through 2022 and beyond are:...
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LONG LIVE THE QUEEN
 notes:* Britain is now rudderless.........like me.* Queen Diana: now that you're here i'd like a word with you. this won't be a Tea or anything but maybe a few LEMON scones.Queen Liz: i told you i was...
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TMIT: CURIOUS GEORGE HAS A TAIL.........I SAW IT
 1. have you purchased cryptocurrency (bitcoin, ethereum, dogecoin)? yes. i bought my cryptocurrency with cryptocurrency.2. have you been scammed by cryptocurrency? cryptocurrency is dead now, right?...
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CHOIR CYRIL: LANEY IS NOT A CHEWTOY, LANEY IS A PERSON (LUPIN III'S REAL MOTHER)
 Laney: throughout history.........well throughout St. Cyril's history there has always been deference given to the Virgin Mary. the first St. Cyril's statue EVER was calved like an ice glacier from a...
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BUGS
notes:* Natalie Portman: i had to ballet like an eight-legged spider for my Black Swan audition...* MBC: every human brain looks like Mexican cream cheese you buy at a tienda. Mexican cream cheese is...
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TMIT: SWALLOW THE OYSTER DOWN WHOLE
 don't get me started on avocados.1. if your chest is hairless would you have a chest hair transplant? i always thought having a hairless chest was sexy, it was smooth and slippery. and shiny. i've...
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CHOIR CYRIL: THE DMV DESTROYED MY LIFE (WALK TO MCDONALD'S)
 Laney: the most iconic McDonald's in the entire world is the Encino McDonald's, the McDonald's right next to our beloved St. Cyril's church.Gerry: a block away.Harrison: LITERALLY walking...
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SAVANNAH GUTHRIE SAYS GOODBYE
 notes:* Savannah Guthrie: it's not a creepy crush, i know Roger Federer has a wife and kids, i have a husband and kids...Ellen DeGeneres: yeah whatever i'm just doing everything in my power to...
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TMIT: NARUTO AUTUMN
 1. when was the last time you ____? (now answer your question)played a Zelda game? it's been ages. it's been the Tree of Ages. the last time was May 12, 2023, when Tears of the Kingdom FINALLY came...
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CHOIR CYRIL: THE CHURCH'S HOT WIND (VALLEY GIRL)
 Charles III: we gotta slim down the monarchy. a slimmed-down monarchy. and i am the one to implement that. so let's start with the menu i mean diet. from now on everyone in the Royal Household can...
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WHEN IN-N-OUT BURGER WAS ATHEIST
 notes:* that's rainbow fentanyl, not Flintstones vitamins...* Michael Weiss: girls, don't be on Instagram instead of going to college...* Kurt Cobain: my life was cut short. my life was kurt short. my...
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TMIT: BENATAR BLUES
 Jennifer Pizarro: wanna eat some pizza with me?me: pizza with Pizarro? YES PLEASE!!! YES MA'AM!!!at the Lake Erie fishing tournament.fishers: we didn't cheat.Ronald McDonald: then how do you explain...
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CHOIR CYRIL: WAS BITCHIN' AN '80s WORD? (SHERMAN OAKS GALLERIA CARPET)
Laney: i mean was bitchin' an '80s word? cos i don't ever recall it being one. of course back then i was a kid on the playground so that word didn't exactly have occasion to come up.Ryan Stiles: unless...
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