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LOST MEDIA
notes:* Heidi Holicker: ho licker? come on.* Charles III: you know why i love my solar Power Cell? when the lights go out over London Bridge i can still have my vanilla ice cream, my house is TRULY my...
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TMIT: SEXY BRAIN
1. who here plays Wordle? have you ever solved Wordle in one play? the guy who invented Wordle sold it to the New York Times for one billion dollars. he now lives in an island mansion in Cancun but he...
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CHOIR CYRIL: MARY-LYN (ONE BABY IS ALL IT TAKES)
Laney: our Mary statue is very special. it tells me things in the night.Gerry: you mena ike prayer?Laney: no, like premnkitiins and predictions, feelings, gut instcnts. HarisoNl are you sure we donlt...
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SOMETHING SMELLS
notes:* Doug: i bowl to be part of a team.woman: we ain't counting that if i can't be Naruto.Doug: the ball distracted me from my 7-10 split, it's too yellow. and my glove is too yellow.Limu Emu: i...
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TMIT: BRUNCH GOSSIP
1. just curious, if you are in an open relationship, would it bother you if you partner's new lover sent you pics of them together? i mean it's a bit distasteful, is it not? isn't this thing supposed...
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CHOIR CYRIL: MARY KATHERINE GALLAGHER IS A GOOD CATHOLIC (THE LAST CONFESSION...
Mary Katehrone Gallagehr looks the Mary statue square in th eye.MKG: ilm rwady for you, bitch. Laney: what;s this all about then.MaKG:L oh i;m kyst 'bout to have a bout woth thios Maty statoe here, i...
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MADAME BRASSERIE INSIDE THE EIFFEL TOWER
notes:* Amelie was a PERFECT movie.........except it shoulda been inside the Eiffel Tower at Madame Brasserie's.Amelie from Amelie: dinner tastes better under a tower.Kurt Cobain: ...Amelie: in...
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TMIT: THE ACCIDENT-DRIVEN LIFE
1. what are you focusing on in your life right now?a) finding greater purpose the greatest life lessons are accidentsb) feeling less alone i'm alone when i typec) feeling more motivated TMIT is my job...
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CHOIR CYRIL: POTATO KIDS (COMPUTER GRAPHICS ARE DEAD)
Mary Katherine Gallagher gets a visit in max prison from all the girls from Notre Dame High School who each wear a blue jumpsuit and red-and-black Harley Quinn wings. MKG has altered her appearance...
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IMMANENTIZE THE ESCHATON
notes:* Fujiko: there's a very powrrfyls cene in the secpn0dot-last epsidoe pf the Lupin III: Part 6 series, "The Memoroes of a Beloevd Eitch:. it;s piuring rtain. botter rain, i approach you, Lupon,...
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TMIT: DEATH NOTE IN THE SIMPSONS
notes:that is, death notes:did you see it last night> Death Note on The Dimposns, Treehouse of Horror, it was ABSOLUTEKY ANIME ANAZNG. no spoielrs but that had to have eben fone by a Kapanese studio...
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CHOIR CYRIL: THANKSGIVING ALL YEAR ROUND (BULMA'S BUTT)
Mary: will you help me?Laney: i will, Mary.Mary: and thank you dor affressoing me as Mary amd not Mary Dtator, i am a real fleshp-and[blood stone statue.laney: og course, guirkl. i emn woman with...
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TOO WEAK TO DRIVE, BUT NOT TO HIKE
notes:* Boc: on my morning walk this morning, i started to smell the Bagel Bakery bagels early.........then i realized i was just smelling the French patisserie's French bagels early.French street...
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TMIT: THAT NBC SHOW...
1. you unexpectedly had sex with your friend's partner. you feel guilty. your friend's partner keeps texting you begging you not to say anything about the two of you having sex. would you tell your...
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CHOIR CYRIL: THE SOLAR PANEL ON TOP OF THE ROOF OF THE CHURCH IS AN ICE RINK
Father Navin is typing away when a knock at the door interrupts his thoughts.Shia LaBeouf: can i come in, Father?Navin: sure my boy, what's on your mind?Shia: where were you?Navin: oh just over on...
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LSD GUMMI BEARS
notes:* Boc: nothing like taking that morning walk after you've had no sleep, stayed up the whole night, that first blast of air hits your loopy head and you seriously wonder if you're still an...
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TMIT: I TAKE GIDEON BIBLES FROM HOTEL ROOMS
1. defend your splurge --- tell us why you bought that thing ---we won't judge.okay i bought a brand-new wood foosball table. they had to cut down the last remaining living talking oak tree in Narnia...
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SOCKS SUCK
Gladyce: MY FEET HURT!!!Doryce: what's wrong with them?Gladyce: eveything, dear. i got gashes inbetween the marrow between my toes, i got cuts and scrapes and bruises on my toenails, and that's...
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17-STRING BASS GUITAR
notes:* the crones travel to Palm Springs.Doryce: WE are the snowbirds here not the real actual snowbirds. let's go on the Palm Springs Aerial Tramway, it looks high. and fun.Gladyce: okay dear. WHOA...
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TMIT: GEMINI RELAXING
1. compared to 5 years ago do you care more or less what people think of you?more or less. i mean, well now wait let me think, you'd think less, right? i mean you grow and mature and you aren't a kid...
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