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METALOCALYPSE: ARMY OF THE DOOMSTAR: METAL IS FOR EVERYONE, ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE
Luke Russert: oh my god i can't believe this is happening to me. i'm actually getting a second chance here. all i have to do is walk a block up this sidewalk and i'm there at the ThunderBird...
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EYE LUGGAGE'S MOM: LACHRYMATORY
Eye Luggage: okay so these are pretty cool, mom.Ear Horn lays out 7 lachrymator is out on her ding-a- table with the kitchen tablecloth like it were her bedspread.Ear Horn: gently. like a spread. thee...
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FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH: IT'S NOT JUST THAT SCENE
Tai: okay Luke, you just gotta calm down.Luke Russert: thank you for caring.Tai: so what have you been up to since i dumped you?Luke: it's been hard i ain't gonna lie. i've mostly done nothing. i...
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THE NAME OF THE ROSE: MONK MISCHIEF
Luke Russert: guys i know you've set this up for me to cheer me up. but i dunno.Lindy Lenz: come on, man, once you enter a new thing you'll feel good about your life again.Luke: i only want to enter...
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BOB ROSS'S ROOKIE CARD
notes:* Bob Ross: no happy little clouds in that one.........I was stilld eating back then at that time whether it and to go to wat or go to Broadway...* Jen Pizatto; the half-cocked on the right side...
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EYE LUGGAGE'S MOM: TWO FIR TREES GROWING INSIDE A BEDROOM ON A FOGGY EARLY...
it's Saturday morning. in the Autumn. Fall has just broken. it's early, 4AM and Eye Luggage and ;aery is can;t sleep. but they love that they can't sleep. because they're in one bed together awwkw...
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JOSH AND S.A.M.: WAIT, KIDS KNOW HOW TO DRIVE?
Luke Russert: how long must i wear this jacket of chest-stress nerves on my naked body?Tai: until you finally watch Full Metal Jacket. i'll give you the shirt off my back to replace that jacket even...
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BABY BOOM: NOT A WOODY ALLEN FILM
Jen R and i are riding one bicycle in the annual Strawberry Fields Forever Bike Ride near Carmel.Jen R: wasn't that a good idea i had? to combine our two bicycles and make one chrome bicycle built for...
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GETTING A HONEY DIPPER AT PIC N SAVE
notes:* Gemini: I miss those long flowing scrolls of white paper taped to the outside windows of Pic N Save advertising all the choice cuts of botcher meat in that Medieval lettering and numbering.Ear...
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IRONWORKERS: TEA-URN
at the Assault game on Ameicna Galdiators.Gemini: i OWN this game, this is MY game.Nitro: well it really, bog guy, I mean it;s a silly My game.Gemini; all respect and refer me to you guys, he Native...
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SLAUGHTERHOUSE-FIVE: TIME TRAVEL, THE ULTIMATE ESCAPE
Jen R and i are at Eclipse Fest in Klamath Falls.me: are you seeing this?Jen R: i never see anything. Klamath Falls, sounds like Kleenex. i CONSTANTLY need tissue, i keep a box of tissue in my pockets,...
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IRONWORKERS: MOONSAULT
Gemini is alone. he is alone with his thoughts. he is completely alone inside the Americna Galdiators studio.Gemini: it;s too quiet in here, I need a little noise to think.he looks up at the MASSIVE...
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WHITE NOISE: YOUR COLLEGE FAMILY
at Eclipse Fest Lindy Lenz is receiving a desperately-written text.Jen R: hey what's that, girl? love-text from your new beau? you can look directly at the eclipse with your naked eyes, right?Lindy:...
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