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TMIT: I SLEPT FOR A BILLION YEARS, MINUS ONE HOUR FOR DAYLIGHT SAVINGS
St. Patrick is my favorite saint...1. have you ever been so loud having sex that housemates/neighbors commented or complained? complained no, but they commented. on messageboards. i guess that made...
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I'LL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN
learned:* these people need Dr. House.* it's pronounced po-TAH-to.* i never conceived of putting whole tomatoes into a salad till i went to an Olive Garden. lo and behold, the cherry tomato! will...
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TMIT: WET IN NOVEMBER
1. if you died tomorrow, to whom would you leave all your worldly possessions? Axl Rose. i'll be his Kickstarter. i know he has one more "November Rain" in him. is Chinese Democracy finished yet?2....
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GOLDENEYES
i feel your pain. i feel your fright. i am here to make right. you delight, i alright. you are hungry, i am food. you are thirsty, i am god. curl up sound without a sound. four legs low to the earth....
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ARE YOU STILL WITH ME?
learned:* South Park house* ...waiting for the jump scare...* Joe Pera=ASMR=Austere Sensible Measured Reasonable* this is really smart stuff the deeper you delve into it, as you rewatch it and rewatch...
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TMIT: I, MAGE
if i had to get a forehead tattoo, it would be the tat on the forehead of Puzzle from One Piece. not that i'm suddenly going all Mike Tyson or anything.1. how do you feel about your appearance? a)...
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GOLDENEYES: THE BITER
amicus, amicus...my house was not a home. not yet. it was an apartment. it was being rearranged, transfigured, suited to Trinity's long stride and swinging tail and ferocious bite. i could never scold...
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BALLS
pants. or shorts. those tighty-whitie short shorts from the '80s. i wanted Syracuse to win. cos i'm hungry for orange juice right now. it's complicated. so, V for Villanova or Sweet Carolina?
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TMIT: GET DOWN, MAKE LOVE
1. springtime we start to show more skin. do you shave (legs, chest, pubic area, back) more in the spring than you did in the winter? yes, in preparation for this summer. it's all shaved, all of it....
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GOLDENEYES: RATION
my sister (on the phone): no, no! i forgot! i wanted to surprise you. no good deed. my boss is being a real bitch this week. i can say that cos i'm female. cancel the cable. we'll install it at my...
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SILENT FILM
learned:* Hardcore Henry eat your heart out* if you slowed this down to normal speed, with some secret youtube program as simple as pushing a button i know not of, it wouldn't make sense. there would...
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TO FORGIVE
my babies, if you'll indulge me, my heart sings.REMEMBER THIS? CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE AT THIS LINKFAST-FORWARD A MINUTE TO HERE, REMEMBER THIS IS JAMES'S SONG, CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE AT THIS LINKCLICK...
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TMIT: I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE
1. would you like to be famous? in what way? yes, that is the sole reason for this blog. and art for art's sake, too. i want to be one of those cool indie bloggers with the glasses and short haircut...
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GOLDENEYES: CATIVEIRO
i was right. for once. i mostly let the hassles of the move wash over me and flood my sister. when i was asked a question, i went to find my cat. i decided that getting angry about every little thing...
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BOB SAGET GOES BLUE
learned:* America's Funniest Home Videos. funny strange, not funny ha-ha.* slapping your butt is the universal sign for "my acid-washed jeans are starting to fade, i need a new pair."* remember,...
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TMIT: DINING AL DESKO
i feel ya, miss, donuts have that same effect on me, too.1. have you ever had sex in front of other people? what were the circumstances? yes. with my lover. we had sex.2. you are invited to Adult Show...
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GOLDENEYES: MS. T
my world is crumbling all around me, but i've got my cats...see that's the thing. time doesn't exist in my mansion, my sister's mansion, it's been sucked up by the vacuum i pass each morning to give...
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THAI STICK
learned:* Julianne Moore: i felt cold, so i put on an olive green velvet robe. i was looking at myself, playing Maude Lebowski on the tv screen.* skeptic: don't believe it for a second. all...
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TMIT: POKE YOUR HEAD OUT
see? wasn't doing known stuff all weekend boring? the blue guitarist and the blue woman up there are estranged husband and wife...no, not Kanye and Taylor Swift. doesn't Apostle Paul look like that one...
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GOLDENEYES: BED AND BATH STORY
Talia always had no collar on, it's how she came. she was curious. she was cat extra. she'd sniff every last corner of every inch of new room, and old room. she'd bend every blind. so much racket i...
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