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THE PURPLE HOURGLASS: GANAS
Llywarch: and the generational thing.Laertus: gfenerational thing?Llywarch: yeah, like when yu;re on Instagram and you think Westworld is a nranmd-new cutting-edge leading-edge sci0fo series that has...
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THE BEATLES OF COMEDY
where's Cleese tho? you can always tell where Graham Chapman is in EVERY single group-shot pic he ever took from birth to his untimely death: follow the Freudian cigar. he will be the only one chomping...
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TMIT: ALONE ON VALENTINE'S DAY
1. did you leave your last love for someone else or no one else?i would never leave love. but my last one was fated. it was a furious courtship behind the rose bushes and an even faster betrothal, but...
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THE PURPLE HOURGLASS: 16 FIGURES
Jim Nantz: hello, friends.Dirg: hello Nancy-boy. you still a beacon of liughthouse after the Hannah Storm?LaertusL excuse my friends as always.President Bum: I caused that storm, I cause all the...
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PROM? PROM!
notes:* girl: OMG here it comes, girls! the promposal!geek: hello, may i offer you XFINITY today, ma'am? it's like Comcast but more expensive since the California fires. hey, watch the bowling...
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TMIT: OUR SINS
yes that's Jack Nicklaus after receiving the Tiger news...from Annette Funicello…1. would you rather get a spanking in front of your family or do a striptease at your workplace? you know my cousin...
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THE PURPLE HOURGLASS: BREXIT FIXIT
Llywarch and Laertus huddle together on the heath. they have become closer these weeks as Dirg is off doing devil-knows-what and not caring where Laertus is, Laertus is studying his ass off and needs a...
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WETLOOK
notes:* kid: you're tall!carnie: all carnies are tall.mom: is this safe?carnie: look at my cream shirt! it says FUN FUN FUN! three times!kid: LET ME OUT!!!carnie: you must say the magic word three...
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TMIT: AT MCDONALD'S
1. what is it about a woman or a man that would drive you crazy?crazy in love: a naked woman on screen. when all else fails, have a sturdy steady beautiful buxom completely bare and stark woman of few...
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THE PURPLE HOURGLASS: DOMINION WARRIOR
the film all the college gals and the Obec Woods forest animals and Llywarch and Laertus under the spicy soapy auspices of Madame Pons watch on the large white sheet projected out back on the lawn of...
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CHEF ROGER
notes:* Roger Federer: hello, wait for applause, hello world, don't worry, i know i'm in the Rolls and everything but this is not the film Wimbledon 2: Roger's Revenge. a horror film directed by Woody...
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TMIT: FIVE BAGS OF POPCORN
i love me some On Cinema. i watch it religiously, on the youtube channel, not online. but then they did those frickin' four-hour-long Oscar specials. i love Gregg & Tim and the Oscars but not even...
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THE PURPLE HOURGLASS: CAN FRIENDS GET THROUGH ANYTHING?
Ariana Grande pulls her plum-colored sheer sheets up to the bare freckled large mass of skin that is her thigh sexily displayed on the purple bed. Jim Carrey's eyes are wide and big and bong and come...
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MAYDAY!!! CHOOSE YOUR SIDE
okay this is all happening here at once! y'all know what this means, right? May 1, May Day, Omaha Beach, Normandy, Saving Private Ryan and the scene everyone will never forget...the opening scene...but...
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TMIT: I AM A WANKER
May is Masturbation Month. it's also Margarita Month what with the two Margarita Days, otherwise known as Cinco de Mayo and Mother's Day...1. can one masturbate too much?no. never. scientifically...
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THE PURPLE HOURGLASS: BODYCOCK
it was time once again for the annual Big Sur Big South Combo Half- and Full-Marathons Marathon at and in Obec Woods. unlike every other marathon of this type contested around the global world---which...
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HOLEY BOOK
notes:* first pic up there, that's my size...…...of paper i use to cast spells.* they shoulda made a cartoon on that Wakanda night scene wth the Lone Cypress...wait...* so this is like if VeggieTales...
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TMIT: WHY THE HELL DIDN'T THE MAC SELL?
i will NEVER UNDERSTAND this as long as i live to my eternal grave. i mean the Apple Macintosh REMAINS the cutest awesomest and best most-friendly warmest design a computer has EVER had. Steve Jobs is...
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THE PURPLE HOURGLASS: THE ONES WHO LOVE US WILL MISS US
Keanu Reeves at The Late Show, Keanu wearing a Wayne's World T-shirt, Colbert wearing a Beard Papa T-shirt, both under their tuxes:Colbert: you didn't just swipe that saying from a google quote-search...
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THE PREAKNESS WILL BE RUN...OUT OF TOWN...OUT OF BALTIMORE...
well this is a Royal mess. i feel so sorry for Maximum Security's jockey. has this kid been put through the silks ringer or what? in the press and slung through the mud...of the press and the...
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