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THREE MEN AND A BABY: DR. SPOCK
Jen R is driving rinks Fuc;s Batmobile from that one ride...I;m I the passenger;s seat, eon luck is I th Abacus eat.Aron FkucL whi knew> I had a Batmaobile like this.me: you;the a good driver,...
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MR. FURLEY'S APARTMENT
notes:* Mr. Furley in full leopard robe: remember when Gordon Ramsay guest-starred on an episode?Gordon Ramsay: the one and only time i wore bell-bottoms...* Larry: your parents remember these colors,...
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TENNIS TWINS: TENNIS BRACELET
Jimmy Connors: what time's the squirt's lesson?Chris Evert: Kris's tennis lesson is at 3. Indian Palms. Roger's coming to the house to pick him up.Kris: aw dad, i don't want to play tennis. i don't...
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THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE: SPY SINATRA
me: take me to church.Jen R: can't. it's not Sunday. me: YOUR religion i will look into.Jen R: if you don't join my church you can't have me. just kidding. Sunday spiritual, dancing with the Lord so...
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THIS IS THE CLOSEST I'VE COME TO MCDONALD'S FRENCH FRIES ALL YEAR
notes:* Jack Tripper: see the toast doesn't come with the chipped beef despite toast being on the cover of the frozen box. you gotta get your own bread. put that chipped beef on a BIG-ASS slice of...
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TENNIS TWINS: KFC MNF
Kristian Connors: okay so do you want to finally learn the family tradition?Connie Connors: it's not a monolith. you have your KFC and its sides but i got the BEST sides: curtido and ensalada from El...
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CASTLE IN THE SKY: ORNITHOPTER
me: i'm not much but i'll love you right.Jen R: you do stand 7 feet tall.me: that just makes my smallness worse.Jen R: get ready to get your balls BASTED, boy.Jen and i go to the NYBC New York...
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ABRAHAM LINCOLN CRASHED TOM THUMB'S WEDDING
notes:* Trevor: this Aeon Flux episode was the Boxing Helena garden-party scene. Aeon Flux: did you like me in that grey college varsity sweater?Aeon Flux: did you like that Katharine Isabelle...
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TENNIS TWINS: SELF-DISCLOSURE AT THE WIMBLEDON SEMIFINAL
Roger Federer joins Chris Evert WAY UP HIGH furthest way from the Wimbledon Semifinal Court.Chris Evert: cute civilian shorts.Roger Federer: i never wear shorts. and it's fucking freezing up here. me...
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DUEL: SIT BACK AND RELAX
Jen R and i are at the Premier Inn in Waterloo, London.Jen R: the sheets smell like Suzy Lu.me: have you noticed how purple this skyscraper hotel is?Jen R: everything in the world is purple now. this...
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SPRING TRAINING
notes:* Red Sox Babe Ruth: the ghost kid from Three Men and a Baby is in MY dugout. call me bambino one more time and see what happens, i DARE you to call me a baby again...Jim Thorpe: i can't work...
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TENNIS TWINS: DJOKOVIC DANGERFIELD
Morrissey is in the owner's box at the U.S Open.Morrissey: don't worry, i'm not here to make a fuss, i'm in and and i'm out, i'm just here to support my dear friend Novak Djokovic in his ceremony...
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ROMANCING THE STONE: REAL-LIFE ETERNAL HEARTBREAK IN THE ADVENTURE OF LOVE
at the wedding. at the vows. Bruce Lee has been crying so hard he's slobbering and blubbering all over his gi. his voice breaks with each syllable.Bruce Lee: and i promise.........i...
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DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A RAINMAN?
notes:* rain stew: the best stew.Jackie: ...Green Day: peppered with organic salt...* TV-G: only gangstas watch these television programs...Snoop Dogg: only Gs.* Ambient Swim: lulls you to sleep...
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TENNIS TWINS: LEGENDS LEAGUE COMES EARLY
Novak Djokovic: you thought i couldn't pull it off, huh? you thought i'd forget about it. well here it is. you like it? you like MY league? you like the Novak Noodle League? Takahashi: the weird thing...
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BELL, BOOK AND CANDLE: FUN WITCHES
i join Jen R for a Broadway show on Mask Way along Tippers' Row in New York City.Jen R: isn't it nice to take in a breezy relaxing Eric Andre matinee show here? this is our Pantages Theatre.me: who's...
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SPACENUTS
notes:* Mark Hamill: i always manage to get myself into EVERY SINGLE sci-fi thing of note that matters...* me: Long Beach?Jen R: rad. that's next. the only place that still has hippies in 2024...*...
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TENNIS TWINS: TENNIS ELBOW
Jimmy and Chris are in the stands at the Australian Open.Jimmy Connors: there's something different this year about the fan stands. i can't quite put my finger on it.Chris Evert: but you put your...
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