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PUSSYCOW
learned:* DISCLAIMER BEFORE WE START: ALL OF THESE ANIMALS HATED BEING IN SHOWBIZ.* this was the rare instance where the plane wanted to ride Cal.* there's just something about a cowboy hat. you put on...
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TMIT: NOW TIRING
HAPPY LABOR DAY TO ALL THE WORKERS OUT THERE! ARE YOU WORKING HARD OR HARDLY PLAYING? ARE YOU PLAYING WITH YOURSELF?1. best and worst thing about your job? okay this is ridiculous, i really need to get...
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PIN MONEY
(oh no, it won't be! cool.)Kenyatta is in bed with Bridge embracing her awkwardly on the forehead as she thinks deeply. they are completely naked but wrapped artistically in a swaddling white linen...
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IS IT WORLD CUP YET?
learned:* The Hit/The Fighter: that's not funny.* The Diver: interesting inside-baseball story here: the other guy wanted to do a solo presentation of The Frog but the team said it's team or nothing so...
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TMIT: iCANT
define sexy. 1. what is your kissing technique? all tongue, no mouth.2. when do you feel most sexy? crying alone in my empty bathtub.3. which of these do you resemble?: I exude male sexiness/ sexy...
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SPONGIFORM
Binny (talking to herself): as i troll the hallways of this place, i can't help but feel it's my last days here. i've been here for what seems like forever, it's like i don't know a time when i was...
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IS IT AUSTRALIAN OPEN YET?
learned:* foot fault. this entire point doesn't count.* oh come on, they're pushing the ball! they're pushers! Brad Gilbert is loving this.* oh you see that? the ball was out there but there's no...
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TMIT: SPICE HEIST
1. my favorite part of my current daily routine is___________Â i have a confession to make....i do leg day twice instead of leg day and then arm day. my legs are fucking buff.2. __________ toilet paper...
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AN AIR OF CHILLED
the Pope is walking alone down the street to her canonization mass. the masses flock to her distressing their last bit of courage, strength, and identity in order to touch her. she doesn't need...
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FREE WINGS FOR LIFE!!!
learned:* BALL IS LIFE* this was just Pete reflecting on the fact that he gets paid to bowl.* this wasn't about this particular strike or berating this particular crowd, this was a cumulative thing for...
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TMIT: BORN UNDER A SUPER BLOOD MOON
1. autumn or fall, which do you say? winter is coming2. pumpkin spice, love it or hate it? what is pumpkin spice? is that like Hell Dust? (edit: yes it is.)3. apples: seasonal treat or eat them all...
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IF LIFE WERE PERFECT, IT WOULDN'T BE
the Pope: the Pope. think about it. when you say that name and think of me, you smile, right? that's my mission. that's all that really matters. i'm a symbol, not a person. it's about a coming...
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THE DREAM MACHINE
learned:CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE AT THIS LINK* sneaky pan there.AND HERE* dinner with Joe Namath, fine. drinks? not so much.AND HERE* the 4 most common typing mistakes:1) teh for the2) poor posture3)...
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TMIT: LET'S RAP
CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE AT THIS LINK1. at your best friend's wedding you definitely know his/her spouse-to-be is having an affair with the best man/maid of honor. you see secret disheveled hair and...
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THE LEMONLIME
the Pope: does the Pope shit in the woods? i mean is the Pope Catholic? yes and yes. Everyone Poops, it's what connects all genders, sexes, races, classes, and orientations together into one religion...
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YOU NEVER FORGET YOUR WEDDING DAY
learned:* groom: HABOOB!bride: oh no, my dress is showing?! nipslip?!groom: no, HABOOB!* bride: HABOOB!groom: you're marrying a boob? that's not very nice, especially on our wedding day.bride: no,...
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TMIT: CRAFT
it was my first big performance in a while. you can't hide out there, in order to master the monologue, you must connect with your audience, whatever goes goes, if you fart you fart. my costars were...
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ABUNDANT WHETHER
the last time we left Atalan he was staring at an ATM. he still is...-----------------the Brazil group have come to a new understanding of camaraderie and togetherness. their stories have formed a big...
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WACKEN
learned:* golf announcer 1: i can't understand what you're saying.golf announcer 2: oh, this isn't the mumblecore audition? i thought this was the mumblecore audition.golf announcer 1: what?* golf...
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TMIT: FILL YOUR MIND WITH ALL ART AND LITERATURE, THEN DECLUTTER TO FIND YOUR...
all good acting coaches are insane old ladies---Family Guy1. look at your desktop. i have two screens on my desk now, one facing me, the other having a permanent tantrum and facing away, the screen of...
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