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GROGU VS. KARNOV
notes:* everyone forgets about Yaddle...* Yoda to Grogu: why you got anime eyes tho?...* i mean talk about the luckiest man in the world. this dude gets the illustrious sublime Amanda Bynes on the way...
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TMIT: A HOUSE IS A HOME...
"...come take controljust grab a holdof my body and mindsoon we'll be makin it, honeyi'll be feeling fine..."1. are women natural seducers or are men?definitely women, they're the nurturers, the...
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PROPER PAT: THRUM TUNA
the Orchid Girls and Femestella have a street war...Natalie Palamides flies not horse-rides onto the Dexter set:Natalie: not for surveillance, to make that lumberjack ending better......but Doryce...
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WHAT CAN PELOTON DO FOR YOU!!!
notes:* Rick Moranis: i mean think aboot it from my angle. i was quite happy and content being anonymously retired for ALL these motherfucking years...but it's you so i decide what the heck maybe it's...
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TMIT: EVERYBODY SHOULD BE DOING IT
what is considered moral or immoral, accepted or prohibited is generally defined by the norms, values, and beliefs of societybut i'm a monk who lives in a society of anarchy so where do i fit...
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PROPER PAT: BANQUET ON A BUN
Pat: i look around......the neighborhood, the market town...the rough areas, the Shoreditches of the world, where i grew up...and i can't but feel a sense of immense pride. not in being English. but in...
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ASIAN AUSTRALIAN AWESOMENESS
notes:* thank you, adult swim, this is all thanks to YOLO: Crystal Fantasy* Socrates would have been a good interviewer if he had had a mic* SPOILERS: this is about mics. this isn't really about...
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TMIT: I WANT A PHARRELL HAT
i'm not feeling too good. i forgot to feel...1. what's your best excuse to get out of an invitation?i tell them i forgot my hat......not my Santa hat, my Pharrell hat. that's the only way i can get...
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PROPER PAT: BEA BOX
Galivant: do you know what you want for Christmas this year, pip?Pat: that's Pip! i mean Pat! i mean Pippin! just treat me like an adult, mom!!!Galivant: but you're just a teenager.Pat: how can i show...
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EAT JO FIRESTONE'S COOKIE
notes:* hey it's Christmas-themed it's Christmas-themed!* Cookie Monster: is there a reason i'm being called out two times this week?...* Jo Firestone: this is not a commentary on this generation's...
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TMIT: DID WE MAKE IT? DID WE SURVIVE? IS IT REALLY THE LAST WEEK?
1. what is the dumbest thing you are reading and writing right now? (uh-huh, i know what you're thinking...:P)my conservative friend is tugging on my shirttail right now and BEGGING me to say The...
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PROPER PAT: MARBLE MADNESS
Galivant: i need to cross a rope bridge in pea soup fog in Thailand. and i need you there with me.that was the telegram Pat received at the Western Union in Leeds. except it was the Eastern Union. Pat:...
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ARTHUR IN THE '80s
notes:* Stanley Tucci: if i'm on CNN, that means we're living in Biden/Vaccine times...* Carole Baskin: if i'm on CNN i guess that means i'm cool, i've been vetted...* first of all, before we start, i...
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TMIT: ALEX'S LAST GAMES...
1. what was the best part of your holiday season? when it ended. January 2nd is always a sacred day for me......i give away all the Ninja Foodi meals i cooked for my nonexistent family to the...
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PROPER PAT: THE FANTASY GENRE
Pat: i have the coin...but do you have the key?...wait...Galivant: getting there...Pat: *scratching his head * yeah i should have said coin goes into the lock...or something...Galivant: the main thing...
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SHOULDN'T THIS HAVE BEEN EPISODE 1?
notes:* it is Off The Air, if this isn't dreams i don't know what is* i just noticed something: whenever i do these Friday Night Writes, i'm always surrounded by a huge swirling audiodrome of noise all...
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TMIT: CANTALOUPE CASSEROLE!!!
love this pic, it's like an episode of Off The Air...1. first question relates to the photo above, what is it?...CANTALOUPE CASSEROLE!!!other contenders:* prefab Juicy Fruit gum * orange sherbet...or...
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PROPER PAT: PRINCE WARNED US ABOUT ALL THIS
Pat: how do i know if any of this is real?Cotard: it's tricky. but as long as you're watching tv it should be fine. tv is warm and comfy and hygge in the mind, that Jedi blue glow.Codrus: yeah now...
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PROGRESSIVE BUT NOT POLITICAL
notes:* BEFORE WE START let me just say that THIS episode just might be their best ever...* but it's again one of those brain-jarring nebulous concepts on which to base an episode* wait, did video...
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TMIT: THE ANSWER TO THE SUDOKU WAS SALMON
thank you for this, i needed something to do today...1. when was the last time you tried something new? when i ate the old wad of gum stuck to the roof of the bottom of my bed since i was in 8th...
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