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GLAD TIDINGS
notes:* Malcolm Gladwell: for all my success, writing books about success is not what i was put on this Earth to do. i don't think of this as this thing that only i can do that needs to be done on this...
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TMIT: PHRASAL TEMPLATE FOR THE OLD TEMPLE
SCATTERGORIES!!!1. when and how did you discover your passion for ___?my passion for writing has always been in me, i just never saw it. it was a gift handed down to me by my untimely late beloved...
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PENN PAT: BRAIN BISCUIT
Laertus: Celine and Jesse...…...i've been thinking about them all day, all night, ever since last week, month, year, prebirth hades. haven't stopped thinking about them. these two are the only people...
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OTHER ISLAND LIFE feat. THE SCRIVENER
notes:* Serano: i took a hard left and ended up here. on THIS island. i thought i was going to England but i was sailing to the LITERAL ENGLAND SHAPE on the map!!!* Serano: just cos a place has a...
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TMIT: SOFT PANT
i love home. but i'm tired of home. i want a new home. like in a NYC voting line know what i'm sayin1. favorite form of adult pajamas: kimono, soft pant, romper, or Winnie-the-Pooh style?Winnie went...
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PENN PAT: KEYMASTER
Laertus: The Lat Bookstore...Dirg: you mean the L.A. Street Bookstore...Celine: this is where we're filming Before Hank...Jesse: yeah I injured my bacl on set reaching for a bookon one of those arching...
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I NEED A DRINK
notes:* JACK IS BACK!!!.........no but really how would 24 work now in these times?...* what's up with twitter these days? i never use it but Jack Dorsey has gone full-monk with that beard. that beard...
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TMIT: IF IT'S A POLITICAL CAMPAIGN, IT MUST BE HUNTER S. THOMPSON
so tomorrow.........yeah...Hunter S Thompson: so yeah this isn't just another race with a flaccid binary choice where both sides are the same. not a choice between Fear and Loathing. it's a choice over...
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PENN PAT: IT'S ALL HAPPENING
Drew Barrymore takes a crosscrountry trip yhrough the coutnry---the siland of Mont Carlo that is---using only one tank of natural beehoney as gas. she os trypmg t disocer the meaning of lofe when she...
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IF TOOL MADE A CHRISTMAS MOVIE
notes:* waiting.........waiting for the Election result.........waiting for the vaccine.........waiting...* Jack Stauber: i shoulda been born in China to help out over there, you know, like with...
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TMIT: BRING BACK DELOCATED!!!
typed to the tune of "Take A Picture" by Filter of course:1. do you post sexy pics of yourself on your blog? why?remember HNT? *Archie Bunker singing voice* those were the days...now it's All Instagram...
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PENN PAT: GHOST PLAYER
Celine: i got the ultimate good ending.........and i've been living with it ever since...there's so much that goes into a life decision, so much life wrapped up in it, a column stretching past your...
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COVID CHRISTMAS
notes:* wow the Christmas commercials this year are especially good. with the time everyone had with that pesky 2020 pandemic thing, they took their time and care to make them extra-moving. i haven't...
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TMIT: STYLES SPOKE(S)
tell us what you think, are the following overrated or underrated? why?for the record, i think all things are rated.1. birkin bagsnah they're cute. they're like the bags Ewoks would carry around the...
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BALLERINA DANCING ON A ROOFTOP BY MOONLIGHT
notes:oh i remember that 10-episode story arc i wrote on Instagram about a ballerina dancing on a roof by moonlight. it's a beautiful image to center a tale around. it evokes Batman: The Animated...
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TMIT: ROBYN
also a surf-wax shoppe in Manhattan Beach...1. which part of your body do you think is the most sexy? post a pic if you daremy sixth finger on this hand here......hold up, brb, i gotta do the intro to...
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PROPER PAT: ERASE EVERYTHING YOU LEARNED IN SCHOOL...
Pat: so how's this gonna work?...Galivant: you;ll see...Pat and Galivant are traveling...around the world...tohetehr...forever...but they gotta pitstop for gas-siphon snacks and salcantion. sp...
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MOREL OREL REGAINING HIS INNOCENCE
notes:* Cal and Stanford tied at halftime...because of course they are...Paul Bunyan: first time ever The Big Game is being played on a Friday.John Henry: give me back my axe! don't try to pigeonhole...
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TMIT: SEX SYMBOLS ARE BORN, NOT MADE
"you have to be born a sex symbol. you don't become one. if you're born with it, you'll have it even when you're 100 years old."---Sophia Lorenand Sophia would know, she was the very first gilf...1....
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PROPER PAT: THE OTHER BEAVER
and so, Pat spends hellish years at a British boarding school. he barely survives.Pat: now that i'm a teenager, a youth as they call it over here, i don't have enough energy to be rebellious!the good...
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