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RESIDENT YOUNG PERSON
learned:* interviewer: what are you doing sittin' in a tree, Andrei?Andrei: F-U-C-...interviewer: okay okay next question...* interviewer: you almost messed up my entire interview, man, we would have...
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TMIT: APRIL POWERS
i am inspired watching those marijuana millionaires on CNN so for this one day only, i'm gonna blog stoned. just this one day, happy 420 everyone:1. April 1 is April Fools Day.a) did you play any April...
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TABULA RAZA
Yayray sees a portal, a portal of light circling into being and a green-tea-ice-cream green ceiling with a panel hanging precariously.Yayray: where's my phone? oh oh my head hurts. what happened? i...
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IT'S OVER
learned:* you know who WAS cheering and clapping at this? Aesop.* he wasn't egging the crowd on to cheer for his performance, there was a nasty fly buzzing around his face he was trying to swat.* egg,...
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TMIT: ICE BANK MICE ELF
THE FAMILY THAT MEMES TOGETHER...CLICK HERE1. what was your biggest fantasy once you discovered sexy things? one of those black unlimited credit cards2. did you get to do said fantasy and if so would...
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MY FAVORITE THING TO DO
Cotard snaps a twig off the frontyard property that's half-grey, half-green and chews on it as he makes a zigzag-pattern knock all over the front door.Cotard: first time noticing all the dense...
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2015 KENTUCKY DERBY GAME, ANYONE CAN PLAY!!!
as you can see, The Colonel up there is worried that the Kentucky Derby will be overshadowed by a fight later that night. The Colonel has no stake in the fight, he's not a betting man, but if he were a...
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TMIT: MONEY WINS?
1. how long have you been blogging? when i started, there were no birds, only dinosaurs.2. tell us about your pen name. yeah, it was given to me by my favorite bird, my Papa Phoenix. Papa swooped me up...
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PATNAS
Cotard: how are you making out?Atalan (on his watch, skyping): i'm seeing things beyond that, that's such a limited scope to see the world through, i'm slowly realizing it's not just basketball and the...
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MONTAGE DONE RIGHT
CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE AT THIS LINK.see this. may you achieve nirvana this weekend. the first time i ever heard the word nirvana was from Kurt, i became a Buddhist for the summer right then and there....
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TMIT: ZUCCHINI PEENI
1. my_________is so beautiful it belongs in a museum but my________belongs in a pawn shop. zucchini, meaning actual zucchini, in the museum. my pickle, meaning penis, in the pawn shop cos i got it...
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SHIP MOTHER
the kids are Mohd, the leader, Sekarang, the girl, nicknamed Angie, and Stew, the sweet ginger boy. they are down in the hold of the ship playing the latest video game, the two adults are aboveboard...
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2015 PREAKNESS GAME, ANYONE CAN PLAY!!!
get your preak on! it's all set up, my babies, American Pharoah Spelled Incorrectly will win all three this year. i know what you're saying, we've seen this script before, the unbeatable horse wins the...
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TMIT: HANDEY
1. what three things do you expect from a relationship with a lover? that we'll eventually marry though it doesn't have to be next week, makeup sex, cheese.2. what three things do you expect from your...
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DENOUEMENTMENT
Shaq sits his kids down in a circle in the middle of the basketball court.Shaq: i've been doing a lot of thinking. i want more. maybe Jim Rome is right, maybe i didn't work as hard as i could have...
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LET THE TEARS FALL INTO THE DOUGH
learned:* son: dad, what's all this white powder?dad: flour, son, flour. it's not the other stuff. i got clean and sober when you were born.son: thanks, dad.* dad: son, what are you making over there?...
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TMIT: COME WITH ME
housekeeping:* so i am of the House of Porcupine as you can see up there, that's my heraldry, that's what everyone on that throne game show is playing for, that throne that looks like a porcupine's...
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NEW GROOVE
Codrus (from his ship): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHthe kids wonder what's wrong. Codrus has a large white branching mark on the left side of his chest, where his heart is, it's a lightning...
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#CATLOVER
learned:* the cat is a girl. if he had said "go get help, girl,"...* this cat is very wary being in the desert and everything where a lot of strange stuff goes down. the cat is not worried about Mad...
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TMIT: NEW NEW YORK: THE CITY SO NICE THEY NAMED IT THRICE
1. you are interviewing someone to be your lover, what are the 3 most important questions you'll ask?a) are you a fan of Taco Bell's way of putting the hash browns inside the pocket with the rest of...
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